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I get compliments for having such gentle and soft hands from women when really it's because I masturbate into them and use my climax gel for lotion .
I actually don't mind Nickelback.
lerk at dis photograrf, evra tama do it merks meh lerf..
I used to be okay with them.. Til that song Animal or whatever.
My boyfriend hated them before it was cool. (Hipster fucker. Hah.)
We are no longer mates, mate.
Ohhh kupo no!!!!!
Hey you asked the question pal!
I was committed twice in eight grade. Bwahaha. Ha.
I've been in The Looney system since I was 15 now I am 39 and still there!
I'm all better now...really. I am.
I wear ear plugs under ear muffs outside and pretend I am mute.
My left penis is shorter then my right penis
The left is shorter because it's not erect like the right one is, you silly goose.
You must help him
You grab one and I'll grab the other one and we'll see if one is truly larger than the other. lol
Lmaoo. Yes, good thinking.
I like the Barbie Girl song and other cheesy songs similar to it.
I would judge you and harshly for liking that song but I can't because I have "Keep it Comin' Love" by KC and the Sunshine Band on my playlist.
Yes! Iv'e been going through a phase recently where everything disco and bad 70-80's rock (think heat of the moment) is amazing and I don't know why
Do you know the "heat of the moment" clap?
Do I wanna know?
Ha, its not bad. Just at certain points in the song you hit your hands on your lap and then clap to the beat of the song. It was in a South Park episode and everyone started doing it at college parties whenever that song was played.
This is probably just embarrassing not necessarily 'not normal' I still suck my thumb on occasion (I'm 27) and I have to sleep with my sheet and it must be of a certain fabric.
Why did I just share this with strangers....... :|
I am pigeon chested, pigeon toed and flat footed.
I'm 26 and despite my past relationships, I've never been kissed or have kissed a person on the lips.
What's with the face? lol
I'm just shocked that you've never kissed a person. It's a beautiful thing...
Why is it a beautiful thing? I'm pretty sure it would repulse or repel people if they knew.
I meant kissing is a beautiful thing.
& I very much doubt anyone would feel that way. What makes you think that?
Can I ask how it is you've never been kissed or kissed someone?
Did you not want to or it just never happened or...?
Damn girl you fine af.
Can I be your first? :*
You're silly. I'm actually hoping my boyfriend will be my first.
You're... You're cheating on me?
Making Love to Yourself is all the rage! I'm 39 but I've been doing it since I was 12!
I've wet dreams way too much.
How much is too much?
Well, this is tough to explain about my wet dream system. Sometimes, it happens on progression. I slept, it spewed and then the second time I went to bed, it spewed again. Third time, it spewed once more in progression. Do you get it? So many boxers have been ruined by my white volcanic eruptions. )X
You should squeeze it More often!
It's not fun. My boxer get soaky at inappropriate time! X(
I hope you don't mean your dog...
I am Godzilla...oh wait, that's normal...uh...rawr!
Normal? I am playing Riddler.. Nothing about me is Normal. I also end up associating with crazy people for a number of reasons.
1.I am sympathetic and believe in the benefit of the doubt
2.I find them absolutely fascinating to dissect
3.I get a sick thrill out of studying things and working
4.I am easily bored by normals
5.I am a bit reserved and awkward so I generally not the one to approach others first
6.People often think I am crazy anyways so I dont stick out with them(Despite me often being the more stable one)
7.I like helping people and crazys/rejects need the most help
8.Im way too analytical for my own good
I have a third nipple.
I can't Top that!
I want to live in America even though I will always believe England to be the greatest country in the world.
I want to move to Europe. We can trade.
Can I use paradox in a box for one of my animations when I finalize the cells and voice recordings? Ill send you a rough draft of the video. If its not okay I understand. The song is perfectly fitting.
Yes, that would be cool.
Ill send you an updated version of it soon. Ive done way more work to those songs since Ive uploaded them last fall.
Hmmm. Well we need to find a more private way to exchange information then. I do not use Facebook but I use Google plus.
Lmao, just saw this on the news and thought you would enjoy it.
I will eventually get gold again and message you my email.
Where in Europe do you fancy?
I'm thinking somewhere north like Norway, Denmark or Germany. However I only know English so I would just go to England if I couldn't communicate with most people. I also really like Greece. I probably wont go too soon, but it's a long term plan.
England is a country? I thought it was part of GB which is part of UK?
Oh yes my friend. England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales are all technically different countries. There is even a Welsh and Irish language.
I know Ireland (except NI) is it's own thing. So NI, England, Wales, Scotland, the Isle of Man, Jersey etc. are separate things but also together sort of like the US states are different but together?
Jersey is part of the channel islands and is not part of the UK, it's off the south of France, lovely place to visit.
Oh but Isle of Man is? Jersey and channel islands are part of the common wealth?
Great Britain is the Islands as a whole and the UK is everything apart from Northern Island, don't quote me on this because I'm not actually sure ;)
Ah, I read other one first.
England is the guy who played Freddy krueger. duh..
Ya. I know.
surry to be currectun yull
Are yall having a little terrorist takeover there right now?
No you inbred fuck.
Actually England is being run over by the terrorists who are demanding shariah. Take your head out of the sand
I have myofascial pain.
I have Tourette Syndrome.
Piss out my ass!
So much YES!!
I'm scared of butterflies. I hope that is "NOT" normal enough.
A couple times a month I'll notice that my pants are unzipped and have been most of the day. Usually it's that I forgot to zip up when I put them on. Not that big of a deal, right? I also don't wear underwear.
And the other thing is Bruce Jenner's look seems to fit. Surprised to think I would be surprised.,
I'm a virgin (despite my username lol). Idk if that qualifies, it's just that so many people my age have babies. I can only have sex if I'm comfortable, which is hard with social anxiety. Plus I don't want to have a baby, not at the time being anyway.
The more people tend to like something, the more I typically begin to dislike it. I pretty much buck the popular trend.
I'm 26 and I'm still afraid of the dark.
I have masturbated to myself. Don't do it, you will feel sick afterwards.
i know what bird shit tastes like....don't ask
Two girls one cup with dirtybirdy?
Confirm or deny bird!
I will roast you, you lying buzzard.
I kinda like the dank smell of locker rooms and basements.
Most of the way thru high school, back in the days before internet porn, and Playboy was just becoming popular but wasn't readily available to teens, I used to jerk off to the pictures of our high school cheerleaders showing their pantied asses in my school yearbook! It was better than the women's underwear pictures in the Montgomery Ward, and Alden's, and Sears catalogues. PLUS, I knew THESE girls!
I've always wanted to work in an office, you know, in a cubical and all, for a few days, just so I can understand the humor of shows like the Office, etc. I just do not see any humor in water cooler jokes or office relationships.
I never masturbated until I was 22 years old. Nobody ever believed me when I admitted this when I was younger.
That's OK! Not everybody starts things at the same age range! I didn't start dating till I was 20 or "get down" till I was 26. Lotsa Rosy dePalma confessions before that but some things are par for the course. I say welcome to the human experience and Enjoy it!
Idk, it seemed like a degenerate action, I had a hard time believing people actually did it.
I also don't have much luck with women, never did. Probably not surprising. Unless you were asking why nobody believed me, that I really don't know. Never gave that part of it much thought.
No, I'm not religious. I never really gave sex a lot of thought during my teen years so I'm sure that's part of it.
Women seem to enjoy loud, boisterous men (at least at that age) since I wasn't that I was treated differently. So like I said never gave sex much thought.
I hear ya. My own friends teased me for not slutting around like they did. Well sorry girls I didn't want to fuck when I was 13. Jeez laweez. I was even told by a guy friend that I should become a nun, cus that's how much I get -_-
I believe ya, I just never knew anyone who didn't.
I have a slight flatulence problem
Be Nice to Them My Dear, Blow them a Kiss!! lol
I'm younger than everyone here.
So you're under 15? There are 15 year olds on here...
I'm not "under" 15.
Why the quote marks?
I think it means he is exactly 15.
Hmmm. Someone's too stupid to figure it out.
I dunno, man. Why not the quote marks?
Because they make you look stupider?
I wouldn't shout about it as on here people won't take you seriously if you are not of an age. To be honest a lot of the early 20s people act like little children half the time.
I don't take him seriously because he acts like a five year old.
Please, keep proving my point.
Hmmm. Whatever, bitch.
I am an American alleged to The Throne of England and NOT to The President of The United States! God Save The Queen!!
Not that I have anything against the UK, but if that's your feeling... why are you still here?
I'm an inmate like Yourself, lol So what I'm Crazy! At least I'm not a Guy trying to become the other Gender like Bruce Jenner! Nothin on Here Tops that! I die the same way I was born, Male! I may have been born in a Gaggle but I was born the only Boy in My family and there May be some tendencies but I will keep them under arrest till My dying day. Only Shania Twain sings "Man, I feel like a Woman!"
I actually like where I live.
You on crack?
I'm 5'11, play a bit of rugby,decent job,wicked sense of humour and i suppose good looks if my gf is to be believed.In some sense i seem like the complete package. So everytime my gf introduces me to a female friend of hers i always flirt with them to see if they can go all the way and sleep with me behind her back.I usualy flirt with the said friend (s) just enough to show i'm interested but careful so that they have to be the ones to make the first step. My gf knows i do this and we've turned it into a game.One day we were hosting one of her female friends who was visiting.I went for a shower and just as i got out the bathroom i took the towel off my waist and pretended to be drying my head.The bedroom door is next to the bathroom so i took very slow deliberate steps.All this while the friend was in the living room with my gf .From where she was seated she could see 'me ' quite well....Needless to say i felt her intense gaze all over me. It was an intresting night for sure.
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