Sexual skills - who is better "in bed"?

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  • suckonthis9
    10 years ago | pl

    I have been condemned to a netherworld.
    I had died, and risen from the dead.
    You are a temptress, who wishes me to have sexual intercourse with you.
    I know you want me to. You want me. You want me to shut up, pull out my hard cock, and fuck you vigorously. This I know you'll enjoy.
    You are a deceptive one, who portends the unforeseen.
    You intimate slyly. You wish to touch my manliness, wrapping your thumb around my throbbing penis.
    I am glad that you admit this. We will enjoy eachother's carnal lust.

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago | pl

      ha!! You wish you could stuff this bird. I'd rather set myself on fire and jump in a lake of gasoline.

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      • suckonthis9
        10 years ago | pl

        Gasoline is a volatile substance. There are no lakes of gasoline.

        "ha"? - Are you surprised, joyful or feel that you are triumphant in some way?
        To be triumphant (figuratively), you would have had to accept my kind offer.

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