Sexual skills - who is better "in bed"?

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    Damn, i thought you died. Fuck you. Don't talk to me. And I did apologize for obviously misunderstanding the first reply but I accidentally deleted it. Touch screen phone plus unruly thumbs and all. You see I am quite capable of admitting when I was wrong.

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    • suckonthis9
      10 years ago | pl

      I have been condemned to a netherworld.
      I had died, and risen from the dead.
      You are a temptress, who wishes me to have sexual intercourse with you.
      I know you want me to. You want me. You want me to shut up, pull out my hard cock, and fuck you vigorously. This I know you'll enjoy.
      You are a deceptive one, who portends the unforeseen.
      You intimate slyly. You wish to touch my manliness, wrapping your thumb around my throbbing penis.
      I am glad that you admit this. We will enjoy eachother's carnal lust.

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago | pl

        ha!! You wish you could stuff this bird. I'd rather set myself on fire and jump in a lake of gasoline.

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        • suckonthis9
          10 years ago | pl

          Gasoline is a volatile substance. There are no lakes of gasoline.

          "ha"? - Are you surprised, joyful or feel that you are triumphant in some way?
          To be triumphant (figuratively), you would have had to accept my kind offer.

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