Sexual skills - who is better "in bed"?

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  • suckonthis9
    10 years ago | pl

    Finally someone has answered my question as to who this deity is. It is Anonymous.
    I am very grateful to you for providing further information on your deity.
    I now know that your deity is a sensitive little thing.
    Your deity is also a fucking joke.
    Your deity is funny or not, but it doesn't matter.
    Does this deity exist in bed, as well as other places? Please clarify.
    The deity is over yourself? Is this correct?
    One should not look intelligent on a similar question like this.
    Your deity is a fool.

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago | pl

      Damn, i thought you died. Fuck you. Don't talk to me. And I did apologize for obviously misunderstanding the first reply but I accidentally deleted it. Touch screen phone plus unruly thumbs and all. You see I am quite capable of admitting when I was wrong.

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      • suckonthis9
        10 years ago | pl

        I have been condemned to a netherworld.
        I had died, and risen from the dead.
        You are a temptress, who wishes me to have sexual intercourse with you.
        I know you want me to. You want me. You want me to shut up, pull out my hard cock, and fuck you vigorously. This I know you'll enjoy.
        You are a deceptive one, who portends the unforeseen.
        You intimate slyly. You wish to touch my manliness, wrapping your thumb around my throbbing penis.
        I am glad that you admit this. We will enjoy eachother's carnal lust.

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        • dirtybirdy
          10 years ago | pl

          ha!! You wish you could stuff this bird. I'd rather set myself on fire and jump in a lake of gasoline.

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          • suckonthis9
            10 years ago | pl

            Gasoline is a volatile substance. There are no lakes of gasoline.

            "ha"? - Are you surprised, joyful or feel that you are triumphant in some way?
            To be triumphant (figuratively), you would have had to accept my kind offer.

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    • charli.m
      10 years ago | pl

      "Now you are accusing me of creating divisions in society, when I am trying to do the opposite, heal the divisions in society that exist (for good reason)."
      - you a week ago.

      ...I believe you have just given us yet another example of such in your above comment...as well as your downright disturbing one a couple down again to dirtybirdy. Can you even explain how comments like this are 'healing'? I'd call them inflammatory.

      I'll say it again: If you're not a troll, you really, really scare me.

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    • anti-hero
      10 years ago | pl

      Fuck you.

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    • benjames
      10 years ago | pl

      haha you're just as pathetic as dirtybirdy

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