Sex with my wife is like having two women at the same time!
Fucking my wife is like fucking two bitches at the same time! Shes just to fucking fat! It takes all my strength just lift her fat ass legs up! Then the bitch makes me do all the work. I don't even want pussy from her but she cries if I don't give her any dick. I have no problem getting someone younger and thinner trust me when I say that!
So what do you think should I divorce?