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  • cjg0722
    8 years ago | pl

    How old were u and him

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      8 years ago | pl

      Okay now you have two options. Either:

      - surrender all your citrus fruits to me
      - or find every single mango in the tri-state area, smear them in strawberry frosting, and stuff them in every toilet in every house so nobody can use their bathroom.

      Choose wisely or the candy sword wielding six legged bear will grow 20x it's size and crush all the chocolate on this planet with it's powerful sixth claw of mystery proportions.

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      • seekelp
        8 years ago | pl

        That's one of the best fetishes yet.

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      • shuggy-chan
        8 years ago | pl

        Im in the tri state area, i'll start questing for the legendary mango

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          8 years ago | pl

          You fool! Those legendary mangoes are scattered among the regular mangoes. You'll never find them in time to stop the six legged bear from destroying the worlds supply of chocolate! Now what will the world turn to for the ultimate comfort food? They could just eat vegetables, but who wants to eat healthy when they feel angry, or sad. Heck, eating vegetables would make them more irritable causing a mass wave of anger to sweep the nation. It's the ultimate scheme. Nobody will stop me! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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      • cjg0722
        8 years ago | pl

        I like that

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