Sex toys poll

Very simple question! How many sex toys do you own? This includes anything designed to be a sexy toy or it can be other things that you have repurposed to enhance sex somehow such as rope for bondage, roleplaying costumes, vegetable plugs, clothespins for nipple clamps ect

BONUS!!! Tell me what you have I would be very interested indeed and also maybe say where you like to get your sex toys.

None at all :( 39
Exactly 1 13
2-5 39
5-10 23
10-25 11
25-100 7
100-500 2
500 plus??? 6
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Comments ( 85 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i has rope for tree pullin over (includin a 100 foot lengtha one inch spectra)
    no costumes
    i dont know what a vegetable plug is i keeps vegetables in the fridge for salad
    clothespins are for booby traps
    ive never owned a dildo
    sorry im so borin

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Don't know what a vegetable plug is??? Shocking as a long time iin user you don't know this.

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      • Clunk42

        I don't know what that is either.

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          *Blank* plug. Iin post. Poll on sex toys. Big brain time.

          You better be kidding lol.

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          • Clunk42

            I assumed it was to be inserted up one's anus, but why call it a "vegetable" plug?

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    • Lame... so that would be zero for you. Household items only count if you use them like a sex toy.

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  • MarieWantsIt

    I absolutely love using courgettes and bananas, though, like most girls, i have used bottles, hair brush handles, candles.

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  • SerialSinner

    I don't have any, would be nice if someone could buy me this https://bit.ly/2pC0uTT

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    • McBean

      That is an excellent choice. We would like you to join us in the chatroom. Please stop in. We all say nasty things, but we like each other. You are welcome because you are nasty and nice like we are. Hope to see you there.

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      • SerialSinner

        Thanks hehe, I'm usually there every now and then.

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  • Emma95

    I LOVE my toys, and my partners love toys. It's sort of a prerequisite. Here's the run down.
    My go-to for solo play is the classic Hitachi Magic Wand (I also have several attachments, Flutter, Rabbit, g-spot, dual penatration etc, but it still counts as one- right?). One toy that can be about anything you want and you never worry about batteries. I should get a job selling the damn things...
    Second favorite solo toy is the g-spot vibrator (basically an egg on the end of a curved stick).
    Whenever I travel I take a g-spot finger massager. (See the g-spot related pattern here?)
    Butt plug. Okay, "training" set of four (but I still count that as one). Got them as a gift and my reaction was "yuck, never!" Fast forward 12 months, he is history and the plugs are used often during couple and solo play. Oh well...
    My newest toy is a "double" egg vibrator. It was a gift, and has been put it to good use in combination with her specific set of skills.
    I have a couple I don't use, so I didn't count them. A friend got me a wearable, remote control, g-spot/clit vibrator. Only wore it once, she had more fun than I did. I got myself a combination g-spot vibrator/clitoral sucking toy. I really didn't like the clitoral sucking mechanism, so it went back in the box after a couple of false starts and the magic wand came out to save the day!

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Haha nice. Thanks for sharing.

      I have never met a girl who likes those clit suction typa deals.

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  • gcs2718

    I have many ass toys, from vibrators and prostate stimulators to pegging toys. Most I get from Amazon. They have a hell of a selection and good prices on many things.

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  • lordofopinions

    My ex-wife hated sex toys. I had a g/f before her that LOVED sex toys. She broke up with me because at the time I was an alcoholic and got totally shit faced once too often. I really miss her but that's past history. She moved away to another city to be with a guy she met on a dating site.

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  • Fuckmeforcashdaddy

    Buy a lush 2 yes

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  • rocketsv

    Fleshlight...awesome, AWESOME. Like the real thing with no complaining.

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Lol okay buddy. I hate flashlights but suit yourself.

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  • danodan7108

    I dont know if it counts but I have a piece of rope i tie around my balls

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Yes. Ewww.

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  • bandit12

    I use my fingers, small vibrators and even screw driver handles on my ass

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Haha screwdriver squad checking in.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Just one buttplug. I've only tried it a few times though, I didn't really like it unfortunately even though the idea was kinky as hell.

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Awww sad. I don't know about kinky as hell either, plugs are pretty entry level. The size may not have been right or the length. I takes a certain design to get the prostate well.

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      • JellyBeanBandit

        Yeah maybe that was it, it didn't feel pleasurable at all, it just felt weird.

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

          Plugs hurt my wife. A regular dildo works better for her asshole.

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            Omg your back.

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            • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

              I know i was wondering how many still get on here. Seems like the exact same crew..

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          Maybe you can link the one you bought?

          There are two designs of plugs. One for the feel of having something in there, and another entirely actually intended to reach the prostate. Most are actually the former kind because women use them more than men and for women there is no benefit to having one that goes deep. But an ideal plug for Male prostate stimulation has a much longer tapered portion that throbs into the prostate when the prostate is swollen and when then pelvic floor muscles contract it throbs the prostate even harder.

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  • BleedingPain

    Made a paddle out of a badminton racket and a hockey puck yesterday

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Ooooh kinky! Finally someone else doing DIY shit.

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      • BleedingPain

        I spent more time printing out the damn bunny logo than I did making the craft 😂 calling it the “Meat Tenderizer”

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          Lol what's the point of the logo?

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          • BleedingPain

            to be honest, I doodled a bunny logo a while back and couldn't figure out what to put it on. This just seemed logical (wish I could imbed photos on IIN to show you).

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  • Nikclaire

    Buttplugs torture rape nikkiclaire

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      So how many plugs? Is that all you own?

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      • Nikclaire

        I like girls but is fuck u

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        • Nikclaire

          Imma whore

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          • Nikclaire

            How can we meet

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            • d0esnormalmatter

              Why some many comments that are useless? Just PM me if your interested I'm not exposing details in the public comments.

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        • Nikclaire

          Id6

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  • bigbudchonga

    Fleshlight, but it's too tight, I don't like it.

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    • Yeah fair enough I hate those.

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  • Boogienights

    I dont own any. Ive always felt repulsed by them. They seem like theyd be a harbour for germs and bacteria. I would absolutely never let anyone put theirs anywhere near me. Grosses me out.

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    • Let's engage in a moment of silence

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  • Cassiep02

    I have just enough to keep me happy when my man isn't.

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      So how many? The post was intended to use numerical values. Also what do you have? Hmmmm?

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      • Cassiep02

        I have 5 dildos of various size and all kinds of lingerie.

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        • feddy48

          What kind of lingerie?? If your going to tell, tell it all!

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          • Cassiep02

            thongs, lace, see through and my favorite...pantyhose. I love the feel of nylon rubbing my button!! I have a drawer full of open crotch, sheer to waist, and thigh highs. is that a good enough description??

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            • feddy48

              I love you!!! Your just the kind of woman I like. Nothing like the feeling of pantyhose.

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          Mmmm nice any butt plugs?

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          • Cassiep02

            no I don't have any but that is where my small dildo comes in handy.

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  • MissWolf

    One outfit but that's for now. Had it for a couple years. Plan to get more and some toys etc lol

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    • Yes definently get more it's worth it. What's the outfit btw?

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      • MissWolf

        Lingerie, but dont remember exactly what it was called in storage currently. I know I got it from a place called castle or something couple years ago. Only worn it once sadly as my old partner wasnt to into it at the time.

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        • Aww that's too bad. Lightly used sex toys make me depressed.

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  • LloydAsher

    One fleshlight and one P vibrator. Got dem good vibes.

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Oh hey I have a P spot vibrator but it works like shit and my finger is painful as well and very strenuous. I don't like the idea of a fleshlight or any other penile sex toys idk why really.

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      • LloydAsher

        See I dont find dildos useful at all I rather just like the vibrations of it.

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          That's so funny honestly because butt plugs get me better prostate stimulation than a specially designed prostate massage. Fiddling with my prostate has never really worked too well for me so usually I'll just throw in a plug which gets me in the mood and rock solid very quickly and sometimes keep it in during an orgasm from penile stimulation and that orgasm is usually longer and like deeper, for lack of a better word. Idk what's with me man have you ever tried butt plugs while jacking off?

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Hmmm let's see, depends excatly how you count but probably 25-100. I just bought a big pile though.

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    • A HUNDRED?!
      How is it that you need the entire German engineering industry dedicated to getting you off???

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        Settle down bro. Most if its for me and ladies anyways. Solo I only use a few things tbh. Besides a lot of it is just multiple of the same things. I have 6 different butt plugs for example, and 4 ball gags, probably around 10 sets of cuffs or other fixed restraints.

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        • So you’re just... bored of pussy?
          That sounds like a nightmare

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            Bored of pussy? No! Regular sex with nothing but two naked bodies is great to but just not quite as much. Besides you realize I can use a bunch of toys and still just fuck her in the pussy normally.

            So for example, I'll slide a plug in her, tie her up and gag her and then fuck her pussy so badly. Orgasms are better when restrained and plugged.

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            • I suppose so, guess I’m a prude in that sense then, lots of traditionalism around here.

              I bought my girl one of those bullet vibes once because I work far away a lot and she looked at me like I was the most deviant person she’d ever met lol

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