Sex and food. ;)

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If you could have sexual relations with a food dish, would you? Which food would you pick to consummate your love with? Why would you choose it to be your lover?

Yes! Yes! Yes! 9
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That's far out dude! I totally can't wait. Call me up when its time! 3
I'm a sexy chef that makes sexy food. ;) 4
I already have. 1
I can't decide. Are you sure that it can only be one? 3
I hold my pack of hotdogs for comfort on cold nights. 3
I'm celibate. 2
What the fuck?! 24
Other. 2
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  • Peos2014
    9 years ago

    Some students of high school like to practice "soggy biscuit": a group of young males masturbate and ejaculate on a biscuit. The last to cum has the obligation of eat the biscuit. How do you think about that?

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  • Ein
    9 years ago

    Chinese food of course! Come to think of it... I really like asian girls... yum...

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    I stick my dick in a mixture of minced chilli, viniger and salt.

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    • seakelp
      9 years ago

      Beat me to it.

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    Pastrami on rye.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    I smell sex and candy...

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    • Pika-girl
      9 years ago

      Ah! I love that song!

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    I'd slide it into a jelly roll.

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