Seven year itch?

Went for a nooner with a female coworker today during an extended lunch hour today. First time with her. Known her just for a month or so. So we're naked in the motel room and I see this red bumpy rash just below her belly button, just above her bush. Then she gives it a quick scratch and jumps into bed. Whoa. My cock is throbbing, but after seeing that scratch move, caution has been thrown to the fucking wind. My inner mind voice is screaming: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! So I grab my stomach with both hands and act like I got a cramp or something. I play this out convincingly. I tell her I better get to the emergency room. She wants to follow me there in her car but I tell her it would be better for her to get back to work. I called in sick for the rest of the day. Was it normal to go through this drama over seeing her bumpy rash? Oh yeah, I left out that I'm married.

Is It Normal?
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  • What sort of pathetic creature do you see when you look at yourself in the mirror? What's wrong with you is a thousand times worse that some rash and can never be cured.

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  • Ur a fucking ass hole

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  • I like the part with the extended lunch hour you should add your thoughts to the time travel topic.

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  • You bogus.

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  • You're a pig

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  • correct move. take that rash home to wifey and your'e busted. could be a rash from shaving too close or too hard. take this time to investigate.

    In the mean time, go bone the wife while thinking about this new honey

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  • You should have bent her over a chair and slid it up her butt.

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