Send a Christmas wish to an IIN user

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago | pl

    Who wants to sit on my lap and tell me how naughty they've been? No one??? Fine. I'll shit on all your cars!

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    • howaminotmyself
      8 years ago | pl

      You may want to rethink that. I just keep getting bigger, don't want to squish the poor birdy. Also, sometimes I pee my pants.

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago | pl

        Psshhh...If I recall, you're a tiny lil lady and I suspect that, from the rear view, no one would suspect you were carrying an egg. As for the pee...I'm sure there's a market for it. I've got fancy decanters for specimen collecting.

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        • howaminotmyself
          8 years ago | pl

          Ha! My egg is about 8 months along. Maybe not noticeable from the rear while standing still, but I'm pretty sure I waddle when I walk.

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