When was in college this guy told me I reminded him of a Doberman pincher, I took it as a compliment of course, and still hold that sentiment near my heart to this day!
I see what he means. Dobermans are kind of edgy even if they are in a good mood. But, that's not it. I am sure that I am not the first pervert that has been attracted to you.
By sharing details about my perverted attraction, I am actually helping you to avoid people like me. I know it is counter-productive, but you probably live too far away to be a target.
Yes, yes, yes. I think that's it. As we all know, Dobermans sometimes kill their masters if they think they have been mistreated.
I think some of my perverted attraction comes from your obliviousness to the early warning signs of danger in relationships. First, your emotional enthusiasm for Dobermans is inhibiting the caution you should be using while handling this breed.
Secondly, you were easily distracted by the pleasant topic of dogs in my last comment. You know i.am.a.pervert. You should be looking for confirming signals and contraindications.
I am saying that before you think about the ice cream cone, look at the man that is selling it to you. You are an easier mark than you are aware of.
I can train a Doberman to protect me then I don't have to worry so much about perverts. Dobermans are more tenacious than vicious. It's bad owners and poor breeding that are responsible for the breed's bad reputation more than anything. Dobermans are intelligent, affectionate, playful and loyal guard dogs who just happen to be kinda emotionally unstable. A Doberman that has been mistreated is not a pretty thing, but Doberman are generally beautiful and graceful, but they can be goofy too.
Now please note that I realize the lady selling me on Dobermans is a Doberman herself. This means that I'm the one that has to handle your emotional instability. As long as you are playful, loyal, beautiful, and graceful, I can be perverted as fuck and you'll never notice.
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When was in college this guy told me I reminded him of a Doberman pincher, I took it as a compliment of course, and still hold that sentiment near my heart to this day!
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I see what he means. Dobermans are kind of edgy even if they are in a good mood. But, that's not it. I am sure that I am not the first pervert that has been attracted to you.
By sharing details about my perverted attraction, I am actually helping you to avoid people like me. I know it is counter-productive, but you probably live too far away to be a target.
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Doberman are awesome!
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Yes, yes, yes. I think that's it. As we all know, Dobermans sometimes kill their masters if they think they have been mistreated.
I think some of my perverted attraction comes from your obliviousness to the early warning signs of danger in relationships. First, your emotional enthusiasm for Dobermans is inhibiting the caution you should be using while handling this breed.
Secondly, you were easily distracted by the pleasant topic of dogs in my last comment. You know i.am.a.pervert. You should be looking for confirming signals and contraindications.
I am saying that before you think about the ice cream cone, look at the man that is selling it to you. You are an easier mark than you are aware of.
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I can train a Doberman to protect me then I don't have to worry so much about perverts. Dobermans are more tenacious than vicious. It's bad owners and poor breeding that are responsible for the breed's bad reputation more than anything. Dobermans are intelligent, affectionate, playful and loyal guard dogs who just happen to be kinda emotionally unstable. A Doberman that has been mistreated is not a pretty thing, but Doberman are generally beautiful and graceful, but they can be goofy too.
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Now please note that I realize the lady selling me on Dobermans is a Doberman herself. This means that I'm the one that has to handle your emotional instability. As long as you are playful, loyal, beautiful, and graceful, I can be perverted as fuck and you'll never notice.