Scared of what her cooch might look like

When I first date a chick I'm scared of what might be in her panties! One time I was going out with a hot chick but when it was time to get it on she revealed monsterous roast beef bubble gum lips that smelled like seamon. You could see right into her love hole. Surely a normal women with a good sex life would not be soo tore up. Do all majorly attractive women have busted vaggies due to lots of sex? Or maybe she just had a bunch of kids?
I don't always need perfect illusion porn star pussy, but damn those were used up!

Is it normal to worry about this?

Is It Normal?
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  • any guy who is scared of big meaty bunches of roast beef in a chicks panties maybe should consider switching to weiners instead?

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  • wooooow, i just realized i don't give a flying fuck...

    -The Nidaime

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  • Just bury your tooth pick dick in it and shut up. Use a condom though.

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  • you might want to look at my coochie in my profile see if you'd like to taste it big boy.

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    • Looks more like a haphazardly arranged series of anemic tomato slices than a coochie to me. But then, how would you know, as the owner of a 2-inch chode? You've never been within 20 feet of a real human vagina in your life, so you're not likely to be a good source of advice on the topic.

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    • ewwww...

      -The Nidaime

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