lol ill keep my ears open re tranny balls but ive decided to try anusol cream first before seeking an operation. i realised today that the haemorrhoid is half the circular length of my rectum, and is starting to be very painful but its not producing blood yet. unfortunately
I've had them in the past, and they are extremely uncomfortable.
Mine eventually went down without any medical treatment, but my understanding is that they occur due to a weakness of the veins, and that doesn't correct itself over time, so it's one of those problems that's always lurking once you've had them.
For what it's worth, I got some relief by tucking the damn bulge up inside my sphincter. This was very uncomfortable to do, and I don't know if it really helped, but my idea was that pressure on the bulge might help it go down.
If the swelling and discomfort do fade for you, then you need to do what you can to prevent a recurrence. Make sure you drink lots of fluids and eat a decent amount of fibre every day so your faeces aren't hard. When you have a bowel movement, try to avoid pushing hard and definitely do not strain to push one out. Let things take their natural course rather than rushing you time on the toilet.
Some people believe the standard toilet helps to cause haemorrhoids because the lower bowel is not aligned to provide a straight shot to the rectum when we sit in an upright position. Leaning forward, squatting or placing your feet on a platform above floor level when on the toilet all supposedly help things to move more smoothly.
thanks for your reply and advice, im thinking your right and i do push my turds out fast because i actually like it like that. i guess i done it too much over the last 30 odd years. strange thing is i never have hard poos and actually usually piss out my ass more than using it to shit out of.. cos im quite a drinker.
safe to cut warts and haemorrhoids out?
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Cut it off, cover it in bronze then wear it as a necklace.
Pop a cork in the ol' anus to help stem the blood flow.
Can't go wrong with a cork in the ass!
I should know. Im a preist.
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lol thanks but i wont be doing that in a hurry father chives
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I don't think i need to state that..
You don't know what your missing out on..
.. In an unrelated matter.. Do you know any transsexuals that are selling their balls?
Im.. asking for a friend.
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lol ill keep my ears open re tranny balls but ive decided to try anusol cream first before seeking an operation. i realised today that the haemorrhoid is half the circular length of my rectum, and is starting to be very painful but its not producing blood yet. unfortunately
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I've had them in the past, and they are extremely uncomfortable.
Mine eventually went down without any medical treatment, but my understanding is that they occur due to a weakness of the veins, and that doesn't correct itself over time, so it's one of those problems that's always lurking once you've had them.
For what it's worth, I got some relief by tucking the damn bulge up inside my sphincter. This was very uncomfortable to do, and I don't know if it really helped, but my idea was that pressure on the bulge might help it go down.
If the swelling and discomfort do fade for you, then you need to do what you can to prevent a recurrence. Make sure you drink lots of fluids and eat a decent amount of fibre every day so your faeces aren't hard. When you have a bowel movement, try to avoid pushing hard and definitely do not strain to push one out. Let things take their natural course rather than rushing you time on the toilet.
Some people believe the standard toilet helps to cause haemorrhoids because the lower bowel is not aligned to provide a straight shot to the rectum when we sit in an upright position. Leaning forward, squatting or placing your feet on a platform above floor level when on the toilet all supposedly help things to move more smoothly.
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thanks for your reply and advice, im thinking your right and i do push my turds out fast because i actually like it like that. i guess i done it too much over the last 30 odd years. strange thing is i never have hard poos and actually usually piss out my ass more than using it to shit out of.. cos im quite a drinker.