safe to cut warts and haemorrhoids out?

Hollly fuck, no no no. Dude they're blood vessels that have dropped down, you're asking if it's okay to slice up your blood vessels which are already damaged. I get hemorrhoids myself I know they can be really painful, just get some cream for them and don't strain when you'd on the shitter. Also I know this is kind of gross, but if you have them really badly then stick some vaseline on your finger and lube up your bumhole before you take a shit