Ruining my worklife

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  • today i talked to the office and told them even though i was supposed to fly to korea and deal with a buncha bullshit i decided on a whim and a random phonecall to work in the gulfa mexico instead

    boy were they pissed and i might be fuckin up

    well see

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    • Getchu one of them drinks with an umbrella in it

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      • ima prolly wanna show up sober

        ill drink when im done

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        • Id be snorting coke off latina butthole. To each their own.

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          • Honestly that isnt the most crazy party I've been to... btw we are we also shooting guns at random appliances?

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            • I love shooting watermelons with a 12gauge slug. We have a free outdoor government shooting range in my county and Ill always show up bringing watermelons and 2 liters. It never gets old watching it explode.

              I also wanna try shotgun fishing on my john boat

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    • I’m overwhelmed with jealousy. You’re a badass.

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      • its a sellers market for labor

        theres one good dude im fuckin over by not goin over there and i feel terrible about that but lifes too short to deal with all the shit that i was dreadin for weeks

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        • One day, we’re gonna hang out. I’m almost positive.

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          • i should have the iin meetup at the ranch here

            we could have squirrel hunts giant bonfires excavator rides get bitten by the dingo booth chainsaw jugglin and an open bar

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