Remember your last orgasm?

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Think of the last time you had an orgasm. How did you reach it? Which of the following activities brought you to your most recent orgasm? Please vote according to your gender.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    This morning.. if you can't remember your last orgasm i doubt you had an orgasm lol

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago | pl

    Yeah, I am not a gold fish. I can remember 3 seconds ago.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      I wouldn´t underestimate the cognitive functions of goldfish: they have a memory-span of at least three months and can distinguish between different shapes, colors and sounds (but I am not sure whether it facilitates their ability to reach orgasm:).

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago | pl

        Yeah I know I read that on Cracked the other day. I knew someone would call me out on that. The joke just doesn't work with 3 months instead of 3 seconds.

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  • Sacron1111
    10 years ago | pl

    I'm male and this morning I indulged in a pleasant self-love session. No, not as wonderful as being with a woman. Still, satisfying.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago | pl

    I am female - during masturbation

    just yesterday as a matter of fact. Planning on another one today too ;-)

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  • bleach_baby
    11 years ago | pl

    Depressing how few people are actually getting laid

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  • Mrman10
    11 years ago | pl

    I'm a dog. Why haven't you included an option for me?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      I would never discriminate against dogs, if you are a male dog, vote "I am male...", if you are a bitch, vote "I am female..." and then choose the way you reached your orgasm. I suppose it was doggy style, wasn´t it? Sorry if it sounds biased, because of the stereotypes which people spread all over about dogs.

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      • Mrman10
        11 years ago | pl

        69 : (

        Oh and, I don't know what gender I am.

        I am not self-aware.

        I only know that I want to fuck bitches for some reason.

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  • kit291
    11 years ago | pl

    well about 6 hours ago before my bf left for work ^-^ it made me happy lol

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago | pl

    Twice in a row last night when I shagged my girlfriend. It involved oral from behind, doggy, missionary, on a table followed by a chair at which point I spunked then I didn't take it out and we continued on the couch with her on top until I shot again.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      Sounds a bit uninventive, but why not? Vanilla sex is OK, too.

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  • Imsupernormal
    11 years ago | pl

    LOL everyone orgasmed during masturbation. Hahahaha GET LAID!!! Fucking losers!

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN
    11 years ago | pl

    An hour ago XD

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  • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI
    11 years ago | pl

    I have so many each day, I can't even remember.

    Signed,
    Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago | pl

    I remember quite well

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