Religion or science

Pretty sure science would be my best bet for a cure. Jesus quit doing miracles a while ago.

Religion is a set of morals and science understands how the world works. You can have both. Believing in science does not mean you are immoral and being religious does not mean you reject science.

If you really want to only rationalize misery and die, religion is the best.

if it's you're key to happiness then religion will make you happier (to believe that you're going to heaven, and that there is more of a "meaning" to life other than survival)

Ignorance is bliss, no?
people are happier when they just accept what they're told and don't question it because it's the questioning that brings up the bad answers and confusion

I'd just like to point out that happiness and survival are two quite different things, and may require different things.

Both of course! I choose not to conform to the confines of the question.

Science might actually keep me alive, while religion is useless, so...

Both.

ILLUMINATI!

Science fiction all the way!

Both. I'm more towards science, but religious rituals like praying decreases stress.

both of course