Rad dogecoin tv plan

The computer part site Newegg is taking doge!!! my family has had nothing to watch since the beef incident but now they're taking dogecoin so I have a plan.

my wife has been saying she forgives me and knows the TV thing was a one time thing. That's a mistake. And due to it I've noticed her getting a little too sassy again and she won't even mow the damn yard when I'm at work just cuz she's pregnant like that's the end of the world. I know it's not that bad. Women are made to have kids

So Newegg is for computer stuff so they don't have TVs but they do have monitors which can be used the same way. I'm buying this super wide 42 inch monitor that's gonna be the new TV.

My pregnant wife has been having these pregnancy cravings making her crave what is her favorite dish anyway. I'm gonna tease getting it for all day but then I'm just gonna get some beef out and throw it in the counter and give her a look

If she gets right on making it I might even actually get her favorite dish next week, but so help me god if she so much as complains even once I'm sending that monitor to see Jesus ASAP no questions. I mean ONE word and it's gone. I'm going to get her back how she used to be one way or another. The monitor is worth about $1,400 but you can't put a price on a functional home

I'm also going to secretly record it this time so I have my own material to watch afterward this time since the first time left me with fantasies

What do you think? Badass idea or what? Thanks Newegg!!