Racist pricks?

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If you're shopping for a realistic veiny dildo or pussy/ass simulator that's a normal human skin tone color, does the 'race' matter?

I'm asking because I own a sex shop and the KKK keeps sending me threats to stop selling non-white dildos, blow up dolls and pussy/ass simulators. They picket outside here and tell my customers that 'the black ones don't work' (I guess that's a joke about black people being lazy)

I think I'll just discontinue the non-white sex toys and if someone wants one so bad they can special order it. I don't want to deal with the KKK and their threats.

What do you think? How important is the skin tone to you, would you special order, not buy anything, or what?

I'm black, the skin tone matters. 0
I'm black, skin tone does NOT matter. 1
I'm white, the skin tone matters. 9
I'm white, the skin tone does NOT matter. 17
I'd prefer my own race but just buy whatever is available. 2
I would special order my toys to get the right skin tone. 2
Other answer (comment!!) 3
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Comments ( 24 )
  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    Tell them that you need to cater for black customers too and ask if they'd rather have black people doing dirty things with white sex toys.
    That'll shut them up.

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      11 years ago

      This.
      Unless they are willing to pay up so you can un-shelf them and still keep the profit margins.

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  • nAt2017
    11 years ago

    Ignore the racists. They're old-fashioned and they'll never win.

    I'd rather have my own skin tone, but hey, it's all dildo in the end.

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    • UnrecognizableMan
      11 years ago

      Just because people are in the KKK it doesn't mean their racist. You shouldn't be so quick to judge!

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      • wero4
        11 years ago

        hope you're trolling

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      • nAt2017
        11 years ago

        Wait... what?

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    The majority of the vibrators that I have used on girls have been pink or purple if not all of them. Even forgetting about about sexual preference for a moment I believe that this would only be an issue for other racists. Go outside with 2 massive black dildos akimbo and beat the shit out of them.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Excellent work. Gold star for you! :)

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  • AssBurgers
    11 years ago

    Instead of giving into their demands like a pussy, go to the police and tell them you're being threatened by these racist fools.

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      Isn't going to the police being a pussy as well? Just go out there and beat their asses.

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      • AssBurgers
        11 years ago

        Fair point.

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        • anti-hero
          11 years ago

          I try to make them fair haha Altough calling the cops is better than giving in to them. Doesn't matter not a real story anyway.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    99.9% sure this is a fake story, funny as hell though.

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  • Imsupernormal
    11 years ago

    Ignore them racist turds

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      Or those either way.

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  • DEATHBRINGER1232
    11 years ago

    The KKK are just a bunch of racist assfucks that wish they could be just a little more white than Hitler!There just pussies that are to affraid to do anything so they threaten you!!!Give me your address and ill come down there and kill them all slowly!!!Ill eat there hearts in front of there families!!!And ill make there children wish they wher never born!!!

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  • smartpatrol11
    11 years ago

    LOL classic story

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  • iEatZombies_
    11 years ago

    Seriously?
    Pssshhhh

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  • Aleks85
    11 years ago

    Don't make me come to your store and violate all your black dildos ...And I don't mean with my ass you freak.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      With your mouth?

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      • Aleks85
        11 years ago

        Hmm, maybe... tie you to a burning cross with your big black plastic dicks hanging out of your face and arms with fish hooks. Depending on how many you have in stock maybe you I can shove the bigger ones in all your orifices and glue them shut.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Wait, what? You said you were going to come and violate my dildos...and now you're yelling at me? I don't get it.

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          • Aleks85
            11 years ago

            Sorry, should I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree?

            In all seriousness I just don't like black people. So the title of your topic was like a personal attack on me.

            I don't like a group of uneducated fuckin rednecks like the KKK either though.

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          • Justsomejerk
            11 years ago

            Wtf? Owned.

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