Properly categorizing people, is this accurate?

Men sometimes fit into certain categories. Does this sound correct?

Bro - young college men/hipsters.
Brah - young urban men who think they are bad-ass.
Bruh - Retarded and/or aging "brah", maybe age 35 and over.
Brother - aging brah or bro who is not retarded.
Chief - mouth-breathing dumb-ass young male or wigger. IIN's favorite roid/sex addict.
Boss - suburban type young man who thinks he is bad-ass.
Haas - Country boy version of a "boss".
Dude - Long hair stoner male.

NOW for the women -

17 and under - jailbait
18 and 19 - barely legal
20 to 29 - not sure yet how they are categorized.
30 to 45 - MILF
46 to 60 - Cougar
60 up - grand MILF.

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Comments ( 16 )
  • my_life_my_way

    Ah yes, the only way to categorise women is by whether or not you want to have sex with them

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  • Tommythecaty

    Haha holy shit did you think about this while suffering a head injury. Jesus Christ, I’m actually smiling.

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  • SmokeEverything

    I usually use bruh for girls I'm having sex with and dude or buddy for everyone else. your list sucks.

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    • leggs91200

      "Buddy" is when two men are bickering about some dumb shit.

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      • SmokeEverything

        I just generically call everyone buddy. It's easier than remembering names

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          I useda call everyone brother until i was outside the airport smokin a butt and this black guy got all pissed off cause after he bummed one and thanked me i said no problem brother

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  • hellodare

    What is wrong with you?

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  • litelander8

    Dunce.

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  • Clunk42

    No.

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    • leggs91200

      Quit plagiarizing GaelicPotato. "No" is his response.

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      • Clunk42

        I don't know the proper terms to categorize people. I just know that those aren't them.

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        • WhippedCream99

          You just don't categorize people by your own calculations and if you do.. quite frankly, you should keep that to yourself along with labels and other misinformities to mitigate the complexities of each and every person.

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          • Clunk42

            What does that have to do with my comment?

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  • Blackisthecolor

    I don't understand why you thought it was okay to categorize people and especially women in such a way.

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  • Walk

    Who says Brah, kind of cringe

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  • Mammal-lover

    I mean I just use slang freely. I never know what will come out of my mouth next

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