Pregnant from tampons? what to do?

So my aunt who is single and always has been bought a car about a year ago at an auction and it had a buncha random shit in it. Included in said random shit, was a half used box of tampons. She tried being resourceful and started using the tampons. And then based of what I've heard, she misses her period and later finds out shes pregnant. She is a virgin.

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  • Its that delusional virgin birth religious shit again. I wish feeble minded women would just suck an empathetic cock to feel better about themselves.

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  • What kind of maroon uses tampons from a box that they found in a used car? However, you can't get pregnant from that. Sperm doesn't last forever outside of the body. I seriously doubt that she is or has been a virgin for a very long time. She is just a very bad liar and thinks everyone else are idiots.

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    • "What kind of maroon uses tampons from a box that they found in a used car?"

      It seems the answer to that is someone who comes from a family of maroons who believe that single women can't get pregnant.

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  • Phone the Vactican immediately

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  • Excellent proof of the old adage that correlation does not imply causation, a truth that a huge number of people have problems with.

    Your aunt (a) bought a car, (b) used some tampons she found in it, and (c) became pregnant. The last event is completely unrelated to the first two.

    Even in the warm, moist, relatively hospitable environment of a woman's reproductive tract, sperm only survive for a week at the absolute most. Therefore, her getting pregnant from a tampon is as implausible as her getting pregnant from sitting on her new car's driver's seat.

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    • But what else could it be is the question? We are doubtful that sperm could survive long in there as well but that is the only possibility we can think of that correlates and like I said earlier she is single and virgin.

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      • Seriously? 🙄

        You and your family truly believe that there's no chance whatsoever that the woman might have had sex once in the last few months? Is she chaperoned constantly by eunuch bodyguards every time she's allowed out of her locked bedroom with bars on the window? Does she have a chip implanted in her head which means she's incapable of lying?

        She may well not have a boyfriend, partner or spouse (that you know of), but are you and your family really so dim that you believe babies only happen to women in settled relationships? And how the hell can you know if she's a virgin? It's often impossible for experienced gynaecologists to say one way or another, since the hymen for some women can be torn by activities other than sex (including the use of tampons, as it happens), and some women have a hymen that's so minimal that it isn't damaged by sex.

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  • If she really is a virgin and got pregnant, the baby could be the second coming. It makes sense that we could be in the seven years of darkness right now, and perhaps this is Christ returning to Earth

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    • Lol, it might as well be since the son of satan is already here in the white house.

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    • I've read the Bible, and it doesn't seem to say that the second coming of Christ is going to be a rebirth. It says he's coming down from heaven.

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  • Do you know if the box was opened or closed? Could be jizz somehow got on the tampons shortly before the car was sold.

    More likely is that she's either lying about being a virgin, or sperm unexpectedly made it's way into her uterus from a sexual activity that didn't involve penetration of the vagina.

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  • That's adorable.

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  • ...so, she's gonna have a baby that looks a little like her and a little like a Tampax?

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  • Sperm doesnt live long outside the body.

    More than likely, your Aunt was either:

    1. Raped and mentally blocked it out.

    2. Taken advantage of while sleep/drunk/high or incapacitated in any other way.

    3. Did something sexual with a man that she didn't think would get her pregnant, but it lead to a pregnancy anyway.

    It's one of those. I would take your Aunt to a therapist, so she can come to terms with what happened to her and what is happening now.

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  • Either she's having a phantom pregnancy or she's no virgin. When is this "virgin birth" expected?

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    • Are you sure it isn't possible to be a virgin and get pregnant? Its happened before. And yes she is definitely pregnant they did like 4 different tests. I am not sure when excatly the baby us due I just found out about this today. It may not have been the tampons but we can't think of any other possibilities and the timeline lines right up.

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      • "...we can't think of any other possibilities and the timeline lines right up."

        Your family dinner table is one I'd never want to join as a guest.

        Forget about the virgin birth in the Bible. That's nothing more than mythology and similar to other miraculous births attributed to lots of deities around the world in ancient times.

        A woman simply cannot get pregnant from a box of sealed tampons, and a woman cannot get pregnant without at least one spermatozoa getting into the uterus.

        It is possible that your aunt had a sexual encounter which resulted in semen being deposited on the exterior of her genitals, and one very determined and vigorous sperm managed to make it's way up her vagina, through her cervix, and into her uterus. That definitely has been known to happen to very surprised women who didn't understand as much as they should have about birth control. It is also possible that a tampon assisted in this, since inserting a tampon while semen is on the vulva could transport sperm up the vagina.

        In this case, your aunt would - strictly speaking - be a virgin, since no penis would have entered her vagina, but she clearly would have had sex of some sort.

        A further, distasteful possibility occurs to me. Your question and comments sorta imply that your aunt is living with you or other family members. If she's not lying or deluded about never having had a sexual encounter with a man, it's not beyond the bounds of possibility that some male in the household has been messing around with her while she's asleep and he has ejaculated on her vulva.

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        • Or he played that artificial insemination joke with a plastic syringe just for snickers and giggles.

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      • When did this previous virgin birth happen before? If you mean the one in the bible, I don't believe that one happened either and anyway, its well known that the term for "young woman" was translated as "virgin" so it doesn't count anyway.

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  • lel what

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  • How's life under the bridge there, troll?

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    • Its not a troll. My virgin aunt is pregnant and got that way soon after using tampons from a used car she bought. It could have been something else but my family doesn't know.

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      • Oh, so it "could have been something else"? Turn your brain on, it WAS something else, something other than tampons she found in a secondhand car.

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