Earlier I was singing a stupid song I made up a year ago about my Rhode Island Red rooster who happened to be named Red.(The song came about when Red was in the kitchen while lunch was being made, and I started spewing out random stuff). I always sing up some stupid shit when I'm bored. The lyrics are:
Rooster. Red's a rooster.
He's a rooster, not a toaster.
Reddie Whipples he has no nipples
Cuz he's a rooster, not a toaster.
Toaster's don't have nipples either.
Take a breather and start all over
with a rooster, not any rooster,
but a rooster who's a toaster...
My brother sometimes sings it too. I remember back when Red was still around, we'd have a running joke between us about how loud the toaster crowed in the morning or whenever we went to see other roosters we'd be like: "look at all the cute toasters." XD
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Earlier I was singing a stupid song I made up a year ago about my Rhode Island Red rooster who happened to be named Red.(The song came about when Red was in the kitchen while lunch was being made, and I started spewing out random stuff). I always sing up some stupid shit when I'm bored. The lyrics are:
Rooster. Red's a rooster.
He's a rooster, not a toaster.
Reddie Whipples he has no nipples
Cuz he's a rooster, not a toaster.
Toaster's don't have nipples either.
Take a breather and start all over
with a rooster, not any rooster,
but a rooster who's a toaster...
My brother sometimes sings it too. I remember back when Red was still around, we'd have a running joke between us about how loud the toaster crowed in the morning or whenever we went to see other roosters we'd be like: "look at all the cute toasters." XD
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donttellanyonemyname
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I couldn't help but to read this with a redneck accent as the narrative.
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lol. I'm nowhere near redneck. XD