I was laying down actually. I thought it was a fart at first but then quickly realized that I was going to shart fully if I didn't swiftly clench my butthole and run to the bathroom. I proceeded to take a medium sized dump that was greenish in colour.
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I actually sharted myself today. True story. I made it to the bathroom in time before my underwear got damaged.
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Damn boy, that was fast! You must have been standing up when tha shart hit you.
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I was laying down actually. I thought it was a fart at first but then quickly realized that I was going to shart fully if I didn't swiftly clench my butthole and run to the bathroom. I proceeded to take a medium sized dump that was greenish in colour.
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Whew, that was a close one!