Please help: what sexuality am i?

Hints relating to gender identification:

Attracted to: Male, Female, Conceptual Male/Female Models

UN-attracted to: Male Organs, Any Ass, Trans

Likes: Fashion/Art, Hygiene (Doing your nails, shaving, general maintenance), Chick/Romance Films, Lesbian/Solo Girl Over Straight Porn, Listening, Long walks, Poetry, Cooking/Cleaning/Gardening, Comics/Magna (more male oriented shows borderline ecchi, a bit more action oriented), Female Oriented Live-Action Shows (like pretty little liars/desperate house wives, etc), Prefer Female Singers, Providing Sexual Pleasure to Females, Beer Over Wine, Dieting, Candles, Freezing Cold Temperatures, Clothes/Shopping

Dislike: action films, makeup, wearing jewelry (like to accessorise others), Sexual Intercourse (all sexes), Masturbation, Sports

I feel like a lesbian trapped in a mans body, perhaps also why I don't "get" off when having intercourse or masturbating IIN? and what sexuality would this be denoted as I am a male?
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Thanks everyone, found out now. For those wondering the point of knowing this. It is too become more comfortable with my sexuality and coming to understand with my assigned gender at birth. So many things have happened in last few years can become really confusing! And yes I over think everything, am the type of person who wants an explanation to feel whole.

The answer was asexual - biromantic (metrosexual).

Asexual out of disinterest of male gender activities, including intercourse. Derived from not identifying with the male gender.

Biromantic out of gender neutrality in a platonic manner.

Metrosexual out of interest and overall femininity in a perceived heterosexual manner. Eg. asexual exception would be solely towards females for their benefit. The perception of homosexuality is not masculine (male-male) origin rather feminine origin (female-female)

Hetrosexual 4
Homosexual 3
Bisexual 2
Asexual 5
Thrid Gendered 1
Two-Spirited 0
Polysexual 0
Pansexual 3
Androphilia 2
Gynephillia 0
Other (comment, don't know see below) 2
This is stupid 9
Normal 1
Not Normal 1
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Comments ( 26 )
  • Arm0se

    I don't understand why people have to obsess about their sexuality. Can't you just like what you like and not give a fuck?

    I voted "This is stupid".

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    • Pandapants

      Idk I get it. I found it very freeing when I finally figured out my sexuality. It made it easier to not have to fumble and "I'm uh.. I'm straight but I like to look at people of other genders and will sleep with them too but I only fall in love with men so I'm straight..?" only to have people say "I had a bicurious phase too!" or "you had a sexy phase?" and end with me just sitting there, smiling, and screaming at them in my head "it wasn't/isn't a fucking phase!!!"

      Figuring out my sexuality made me feel way less confused about myself and more confident. However, not everyone feels that way and not everyone should feel the need to stick a name on their sexuality. If people want to label their sexuality they will and, really, will figure it out on their own since none of us can speak for them.

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    • Holzman_67

      Agree. But I suppose a person feels they need to discover it in order to discover themselves. It can be a big identity issue for people.

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      • I absolutely agree with you Holz, for me the society as it is these days they're going to label you no matter what. So it is better to know yourself first so you can be the label, if you know what I mean. And teach others the difference between the stereotypes. In most cases if you just say your this most people will not ask any further they just want a label, something to go off. Kills there curiosity and puts a stopper in their mouth.

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    • :) I voted this up for making me smile/chuckle a smuckle?

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  • anti-hero

    Ewok

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  • Holzman_67

    a true unique individual. And that's beautiful.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    My best advice: where ever the wind blows.

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  • Pika-girl

    If you're a lesbian trapped inside of a man's body, doesn't that make you straight?

    Wait, but lesbian is... lesbian...

    I'm thinking you're, like, homo... I'm not sure... I'm really confuzzled.

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    • This is literally my problem, not trying to obsess but is definitely giving me a complex xD.

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      • Pika-girl

        ...Maybe you're bisexual?

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  • RoseIsabella

    You sound like a straight male who is very much in touch with his feminine side.

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    • green_boogers

      I think Rosie is right. The OP is over-thinking things. Probably all he needs is a romantic date with a babe who will lube up her finger and pop it in his butt during sex.

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  • Your description sounds like asexual biromantic.

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    • I didn't know asexuality had sub-classifications so that actually makes a lot of sense. I am an Asexual biromantic metrosexual? So have the gay likes, non-sexual interest on a non-gender basis while still being attracted to both sexes.

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      • It's not really a sub-classification. Sexuality and romanticism are two different things. Sexuality defines who you are sexually attracted to. Romanticism is who you are romantically interested in.

        An asexual wont be attracted to anyone sexually, and a biromantic will be interested in dating someone of either sex.

        Meterosexual is not a sexual orientation either. It describes a straight person who likes gay culture and may seem gay to others even though they are not.

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  • SEWnanist23

    I would say You are a Cisgender Male Bitch like Me who feels their Penis is Like a Clitoris and You are a Bi-Aesthetic/Romantic Attracted AutoChorsSexual! The More High Definition term for Your orientation! I too was a Fred Flintstone knuckle dragger like most until I got Up to speed on why I only like playing with Myself!

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  • Holzman_67

    Yay you got your answer! Happy for you:)

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  • Tesscaline

    Why do you need a label for what you feel? What good will it do you?

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  • SEWnanist23

    Sexuality is Expanded! Most Pepole are Sexual and others are Onanists. If You Wank to Your attraction You are a BIOnanist possible Bisexual. I've masturbated with both Men and women. I was never fond of itntercourse much! Playing with another dudes Pee-Wee was pretty fun when I was Younger. My name is Stephen but My sweet name was "Stephanie".I still wound up with "Stevie" though "D'OHid!" For the most part I tell people I am a HeterOnanist who enjoys wanking off to full figured Naked Women while I think about My "Sweet" name. Girls wanna tapp it but I won't let them, reverse sexual harassment, lol Guy wanna to but the Answer IS NOO!!! I'll take them to the bank in court!

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    • Holzman_67

      Was that a rap?

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  • crinklecoon

    What ever you want. Hints towards heteroflexible.

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  • anonthebarbarian

    your normal man...OR MAYBE im gay??!?

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  • Dad

    You don't like male organs, but you imply you do like female genitalia.
    To me you sound hetro but in a feminine way (somethings sound like you are a man, but others make you sound feminine)

    I'll say hetro, but you probably have lots of sisters only :D

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    • The reason for that is based on diversity the male organs have the shaft and foreskin along with a scrotum is boring. The female on the other hand has 10 separate features unique to itself as apposed the 2 males have plus the 1. 5 are the same. Comparing the two is like 2D and 3D, there is more function and form in the female genitalia is a piece of art really. Appreciate the finer things in life, could be metro.

      yeah like a "girlfriend" in a lot of cases.

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      • wistfulmaiden

        You may be overthinking this stuff. Do you like female blow up dolls? Or live people better?

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