Phony farts.

OK it's Saturday and I'm trying to lighten it up. But I am serious. This is a pet peeve of mine. I'm a big fan of female farting porn videos as are several of you guys reading this post right now. What I hate is when the video shows a really nice round fat ass, and she rips off a nice loud stinky one it's just an off camera sound effect that sounds like air squeezed out of a twisted balloon. Am I right? So is this normal? Or can somebody PLEASE tip me to a porn site where the fat ass female farts are real. I would appreciate it, Bro.