Okay then have it your way Mister Hero. I shall take my magically delicious fluids elsewhere. Mmmmmm. I love the smell of fresh baked bread in the morning. It's so wonderful when the soft, hot bread just melts in my mouth. Maybe I'll have jelly with it or some sunflower butter. The possibilities are endless, man.
Noooooo! Not the line dancing bar! The ones in my town only have post pregnancy, cottage cheese looking females with saggy titties. They don't have any sexy men there! Don't put me in a pick up truck and send me there, man. That's just cruel to rape my sense of sight in such a horrifying manner.
No! My sight has been raped! Now I need to go the fortune teller on Leahy Avenue to wipe out my memory of the whole ordeal! He makes people pay him in used Nike shoes. I don't wear that brand, man. They hurt my pinky toes, so wearing them is impossibly excruciating!
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I'm quite happy sucking dicks and getting my dick sucked, Mr. Hero. Care to have a taste of my magical white fluid of happiness?
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Don't offer things you can't deliver, white trash.
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Okay then have it your way Mister Hero. I shall take my magically delicious fluids elsewhere. Mmmmmm. I love the smell of fresh baked bread in the morning. It's so wonderful when the soft, hot bread just melts in my mouth. Maybe I'll have jelly with it or some sunflower butter. The possibilities are endless, man.
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Yeah yeah take your pick up truck to the line dancing bar, I got it.
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Noooooo! Not the line dancing bar! The ones in my town only have post pregnancy, cottage cheese looking females with saggy titties. They don't have any sexy men there! Don't put me in a pick up truck and send me there, man. That's just cruel to rape my sense of sight in such a horrifying manner.
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You love floppy lady tit.
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No! My sight has been raped! Now I need to go the fortune teller on Leahy Avenue to wipe out my memory of the whole ordeal! He makes people pay him in used Nike shoes. I don't wear that brand, man. They hurt my pinky toes, so wearing them is impossibly excruciating!