People must think i'm 8 years old, they've got to be joking

I'm not 8 years old, are you kidding me? I was in a chatroom with a bunch of buffoons, who said "are you 8?" I said "I'm 35", and this was after I showed a photo online of my large gold star. No 8 year old would've accumulated all the knowledge I've got. 8 years old? You've got to be joking! I'm 35 leaning towards 36. The problem is when someone says I'm like a little toddler it implies that I'm an idiot (like one of 2 years old) as most people are implying that I'm an idiot, wow! But I act like no irrational 2 year old, just myself since I was 35 acting rational. What I'm seeing is a wonderful reality of myself, does anyone else see it? I've risen above all people's minds and found my tranquility in this scary world where I don't fucking fit in, yet at the same time a bunch of normal people and me acting normal sometimes I fit in, and sometimes I don't. As a matter of fact I wear pineapples on my face, you must think I'm 8 years old, you've got to be joking! I'm not 8 years old. Ignorant Americans isn't all Americans but Americans think other Americans are extraordinarily ignorant, an American gentleman book even tells you how to say "please", I read that book myself, they must think I'm 8 years old! Because I'm doing what I want and I saw an adult take that "I can do what I like" attitude, and they call it childish, you must think I'm 8 years old, you have got to be kidding me!

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  • Grow up dude,you're probably an alright guy but people judge you by what you say, and sorry but you sound like an 8 year old

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    • Thank you, (insert celebrity charisma here) I'm no longer the only, sole occupant of my universe, and having any gold stars unless they're odd-shaped glasses really does sound like an 8 year old receives it, so thank you for the advice (see me on 'Footy Show Street Talk 2012, Sam Newman talks to funny man' on YouTube, it's a scream!).

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  • Are you 8 years old?

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  • You just keep showing your ignorance! 8...or 35, you’re an ignorant, egotistical buffoon!

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  • I kind of agree with you, though your ego is over the top

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  • Have you ever had a headache from being constipated?

    Large gold star? Do you mean like a sticker?

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    • Yes, actually a magnet, the same one that goes on the board in the Miller Place Anglicare office (psst, it's an Anglican godforsaken religious organisation).

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