peeing outside in a public place

Pissing outside makes me feel more alive...more like a man. I would much rather piss outside than in a bathroom with germs and having to touch the lid and the flusher and the sink and the doorknob and all that shit. Besides, what a waste of water flushing every time ya gotta take a whiz.

I like having a beer in one hand, a blunt in the other, and then letting my dick freestyle...feels much more free and natural.

I don't piss in public though unless I'm SURE no one is looking. But if I'm with my friends I don't give a shit. I've actually developed this technique where I can be walking beside someone and pull my dick out and start pissing without them even knowing. I once started pissing at full speed when I was streaking.

But see my dick is long enough to stretch it to the side while I'm walking so that it doesn't get on me or my friends. You shrimp dicks better not try this or you might end up with a wet willy...or buddy.