Pee in a bottle

How romantic, opening your bedroom window and letting your girl smell the pee roses . . .

Come on, you are a guy,,, the world is your urinal, we can pee anywhere

Should've just peed out the window.

I do this all the time.

If I was a guy I'd do the same thing.

i know sometimes when my mate wakes up at night and cbf going to the toilet he pees in an empty bottle and leaves it next to his bed to deal with later. is that normal?

If were not supposed to pee into bottles why is it so damn convenient?!

i do it sometimes when i don't want to go to the toilet... in fact in my trash i have 2 33ml bottles full with my pee

I pee in bottles all the time! Just make sure there is an air gap between the bottle opening and the tip of your shlong! The back pressure hurts like a bitch if you dont vent properly!

yes! I've done this before, I'm a woman. That is the total camping-style option too. In the middle of the night in a freezing tent? yes.

lol yea its normal im a girl and i do that only when i have too

Well I always thought there was nothing wrong with pissing in a bottle, because i didnt want to go to the toilet 13 times in one night just cause i couldnt sleep, but they were found and now my parents think i am crazy, i should of dumped it, damn, its good to see tho that others do not find this crazy.

You should try peeing in mountain Dew bottle's I do it all the time. I'll even put em in the freezer to save for later. : )

it might be a bad move... animals can do it cause they're moving around. But when you live in a home, your pee stays with you. If you could avoid it from EVER smelling, then I'd say more power to you.

I also pee in a bottle due to my having to go 3 or 4 times in any given night. I used to dump my urine out of the window, but it must have worked its way into the roof tiles because the smell of stale urine would permeate my room if I left the window open. Now I simply dispose of the urine in the toilet when the bottle is full. I noticed something odd the other day however, when I disposed of an old urine bottle. I put the cap on it and placed it in the trash and within hours the inside of the bottle had turned a dark, mossy green. I've tried to find out the reason for this (out of shear curiosity) but have been unable to do so. Is it simply a result of mold forming on the urine residue? P.S. Slackjawedyokel - I have long considered the possibility of a hose leading to the ground but have not yet tried it out.

i do it....and im a girl :)

I use to pee in a bottle when I had to walk up a set of stairs and wake my roommate in my past.

I do this all the time, usually when I'm just about to fall asleep and I really don't want to roll out of a bed and put clothes and fumble my way over to the bathroom in the pitch black. It is quite surprising how much urine your bladder actually contains!

OH dude! I totally just did this this morning, and it isn't the first time either! I woke up too late and I didn't want to leave my room because my dad was working in the next room, so I just peed in a jar and tossed the liquid outside, it melted the snow around my window! lol

I pee everywhere, instead of the toilet:

while walking the dog, I go in a bush to pee,
I pee in the shower, so i do not have to flush
in the sink (mainly because my grampa did that)
Peeing in a jar is normal, it sometimes smells disgusting if you leave it hanging around, I had a chamberpot as a kid, until I was 5.

i used to do this when i used to cum not a bad idea u could have used a bathroom instead

nice thinking
you shall save water

i used to do it a lot.we lived in a big old house and I had the whole upstairs to myself but like my old farmhouses it didnt have a bathroom upstairs.so I kept a screw top bottle with a big mouth in my nightstand instead of having to get up and go all the way downstairs.I got so used to peeing in that I literally could do it without being fully awake.I also toyed with a device that had a funnel in my room and a plastic hose leading down to the ground to pee into but i never could get it to work right.

Common fora meth head

Yes it's normal I do it when I'm to lazy to get up I'm a girl btw. Lol and boys, just beacuse girls don't have a penis doesn't mean we can't pee in a bottle. xo

Peeing in a bottle is ok but dont pour it on the rose bushes cause there is a high salt content in pee and it will kill the roses and other plants, making that patch of land unviable for (i think) all plants.

I've peed in bottles, bushes, trees, showers, and my cat's litter box. When I was little I took a huge crap on my neighbors yard :)

being in the military i've found myself stuck in places where i'd had no choice but to do it. and i know a handful of people in my platoon that do it and/or has done it before. so i really dont think its that weird.

Pee smells. It's nasty! Use el toileto

So i also have a two 2 story farm house. I hate having to sneak around just to go to the pisser. Here's my litte invention: 1. 50 ft water hose that you hang out of ur window. 2. funnel (urinal) . 3. bucket full of water with an extra cup for pitching.
Pee in the funnel that is attached to one end of the hose. Obviously you run the hose away from the house. and you will flush with a cup of water.

I think this is a girl who wrote this story. Am I right ?

The world is your urinal. Piss wherever you want! piss on the street, in your backyard-hell-even in your ex's drinK!

Save the piss and pour it into your neighbor's car vents. When the sun hits that shit, whoooWeee. Instant burnt hot-dog stink!!

Hey, at least you weren't with a tremendous need to take a crap and that out of desperation you took a supermarket plastic bag, went quietly into the kitchen, pulled your pants down, squatted, put the bag near ur arss and then let go the stinky doodie, filling the entire kitchen with a shit smell that wouldn't go away! lol....

I've been doing this since I learned to drive. Peeing in the car while driving and trying to not get it on you is great. This is a right of passage for guys, poor girls can't do this....that'a f**kd up

You're supposed you yell "GARDYLOO" when disposing of waste water onto the street below, to warn the passers-by.

Well Who Wouldn't Do That If They Had To Pee. I Only Do When Theres No Other Option But We Have Needs And Urges That Must Be Satisfied. Do What Ever You Have To Do To Take Care Of Your Needs.

Now that you have mastered the bottle,why don't you shit in a bag? How long have you been walking upright.

Those poor rose bushes. Do you really want the outside of your house to smell like a latrine?

Reminds me of this Calvin and Hobbes comic strip:

https://thecomicninja.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/calvin-and-hobbes-the-plants-on-this-side-large.jpg

LOL

volvic bottles are best to piss in the hole just right to fit chap over with air gap. Always have a few in car.

A most normal action, first thing in the morning, for most men. With the accummulation of urine overnight and a need to rush off to the toilet as soon as you awaken and 600ml's is about right.

Had I been there, I could have saved you a 'dash outside' to get a container to piss in. You could have slid your cock into me and emptied yourself entirely. All 600ml's and then I could have gone to the toilet for you. Nothing beats a natural enema. They are just so wonderful to have.

I really like your efforts to conserve water (I live in California). However, neighborhood pets may be encouraged to urinate in your yard if you put your pee there and your yard (rose bed) may start to smell like an out house.

I've done this before. So has my wife and some of my ex girlfriends. Aint no big deal. But nowdays I just use adult diapers!! I love them and it feels soooo good peeing in a diaper. Then as soon as you can, put it in a plastic grocery bag and smuggle it to the dumpster so it doesn't smell up your room.

Not being funny but living with 3girls the must have seen you naked or u them so why not just tell her to open the door she would probably tell u to do the same if she they needed it

Why did the OP not simply pee in the toilet while the girls were in the bathroom?

Maybe they would return the favor.

Men and women should pee freely in front of one another, whether in the bathroom, outdoors, or in a container.

I really can't believe how many people are so lazy you can't get up and use the facilities I can understand if you're handicapped but if you have a functioning body get your ass up and go to the bathroom or stop drinking fluids a few hours before bed make sure you go to the bathroom before you go to bed to me it's just gross

oh yes it is quite normal I do it regularly It makes peeing different and then disposing of it a pleasure

I always had to do this in undergrad for the same reason!
Don't be ashamed, you should keep those pee bottles on a shelf as trophies of your ingenuity

I like to pee in water balloons and throw them at stuff and people. nothing like driving down the street and nailing someone in the back of the head with a pee balloon

normal.
my husband keeps an empty water bottle in his car. he pees in it and this part makes me angry. He litters and throws it out on to the ground. One still sitting there in my garage under the neighbor's car.
fkn disgusting.
To me it is normal to pee in a bottle for men how ever make sure you dispose of it properly, not like my stupid ass x who fkn litters for the whole world to see his piss in a bottle

There's this guy I know called John. He peed in a bottle and poured it into my lunchbox when I was in primary school. :(

Keep a bottle in your car to pee on the go. A coffee can works for the girls.

You should have tried to wait until the bitches came out of the bathroom,then pissed in their mouths instead.

why dont you better just open the window and pee
""big sarcasm""

Absolutely normal.

I don't generally at home (no problems with morning toilet access!), but when in the car and there isn't a rest-stop in the area, or when camping, I often use a bottle.

Nalgene 1L Wide-mouth, it's about 2" across and ideal for men & women. Good top and easily cleaned.

I've done it to. I used to stay in the attic of a rooming house. With the bathroom being downstairs me working nights and this asshole named larry that no one likes who I always tried to avoid. It worked for me. Now I stay with good people and I don't have to worry about retard Larry. So now I piss in the shitter.

Piss outside

i cum in a bottle

I've done this countless times before school...only in a water bottle lol.

I have not peed in a bottle before, I have peed in a small trashcan before when I really needed to o really bad and could wait for some one to get out the bathroom... So yes it is normal, just don't do it all the time. Have a enough decency for yourself to hold out to the bathroom.

why dont you just pee out the window and into the bushes or just wait

say no to crack leo!

Just pouring it on plants is a a bad idea, too concentrated, and it will stink. You need to water dillute it after you pour it in the soil, a lot of trouble really. Folks just tossing it out the window are giving the neighbors a bad experience, the smell is strong, and won't go away as fast as you think.

Piss bottles work, but well, toss them out or deal with them quickly because they begin to smell very quickly. Nothing is quite as pungent as the smell of ammonia from urine going off. Also the risk of spill is a bad thing. So yes You can do it, but get rid of it asap.

Wide mouth bottles work best obvoiusly, trying to piss into a small mouth bottle is asking for trouble.

I've done it before

It was weird but kind of interesting to see how much pee came out of me. I nearly peed two and a half glassfuls and had to empty the cup into the sink twice before finishing!

its okay if u have to go and theres definately no other way to go...better than peeing your pants
but dnt just make a habbit of it simply because you dnt want to waste water flushing the toilet...that is disgusting.

In your situation it was a normal thing to do
You didn't have anytime to get to the bathroom
On long car trips, we used a bucket. As far as the roses. Its probably better than fertilizer
I wouldn't make a habit of this, unless the same situation arises.

It's normal i guess. Good for you for helping the environment and saving water. By the way roses don't smell so what's wrong with adding ur own scent?