Parting the Red Sea

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  • A bear there was
    A bear, a bear
    All black and brown and covered in hair

    How sweet she was- the maid so fair
    The maid with blood in her pubic hair

    He smelled her all on the summer air
    The maid with blood up in her hair

    From there to here
    From here to there
    All black and brown and covered in hair

    He smelled that girl
    In the summer air
    The bear, the bear
    And the maiden fair

    "Oh I'm a maid
    And I'm bloody there
    How can I escape this hungry bear?

    I called a knight, but no one's there
    And I'm menstruating over here!"

    He lifted her high in the air
    He sniffed and roared and smelled her there

    She kicked and wailed the maid so fair
    And he licked the bloody from her hair!

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