Optimists are delusional

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  • Let me tell you about Optimists.Prime job of
    Decepto-con-ing themselves.

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    • You get it another like.

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      • Gotcha, dumbass. Likes are for optimists!

        As the optimists say, at the end of every face smooch is a puppy. At the end of every puppy is a poopy. From every poopy a poppy blossom blooms! Life is a beautiful circle.

        Actually I don't think anyone ever said that. I probably read it on here and these people all fuck dogs and want to kill themselves and each other. Definitely take their opinions on brotherhood and positive life fee fees to heart.

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        • I think likes are for everyone as long as you aren't ignorant.

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          • For EVERYONE!? what if they're like, yeah the earth is an oblate spheriod. I've read Dostoyevsky and optimists are a no go...but darn do I love rapin' kids.

            I think "everyone" is a bit...ehem...optimistic

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            • Well if it helps to make you feel better, I'm optimistic that Planet Earth will experience a nuclear holocaust sometime in the next 500 years. The soul crushing reality of the problem is easier to swallow if you focus on the nuanced mathematics of the prediction process. *Sigh*. I guess you and I and all the others will just have to muddle through.

              Of course, the post-apocalyptic barbarianism will most certainly include "IIN - The Board Game". That should shut up those mindlessly happy optimists with their fucking mind numbing lack of critical thinking. Like, tell us why autodarwination is socially responsible, you twerk brains.

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              • That's nice.

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            • Yeah, I take that back. They definitely aren't for everyone, douche.

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    • You get a like for that

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