Opinion poll on sharing chips

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How would you ask for chips if someone was eating some? I was eating a bag and was asked for one, so I gave them one, and they got mad that I gave them only one (like they asked.)
My entire life they have always asked for "some" and gotten usually a small stack to a handful, but when they asked for "one", told me i was in the wrong for only giving one.
If it was that much of an issue, they really could have asked for more.

Ask for some expecting 2 or more 5
Ask for one expecting one chip 11
Ask for some expecting one chip 2
Other (Comment) 8
Ask for one expecting two or more 7
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  • Ummitsstillme
    4 years ago

    It depends entirely on the size of the bag and the setting. If you're at someone's house and it's a large bag sure you should share basically as many as you're eating at that time. If you're at a sandwich shop or other restaraunt and you bought a snack size bag and the person you're with failed to do so themselves then they can fuck off bumming your chips

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  • Mrown
    4 years ago

    I either ask for some or ask for one and then ask them again for some more.

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  • MrsEdGein
    4 years ago

    I don't like eating in front of people and I have no friends so that means I can have bags of chips all to myself. Win :^P

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  • chuy
    4 years ago

    Never took a step into a kindergarden class there for I never learned how to share so on that note, my bag of ships is only mine keep your paws off it or prepare to lose said paw.

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  • curious-bunny
    4 years ago

    I only ever ask for one and that's cause I want to try the flavor. I never ask for some

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Don't eat chips there not to healthy. This is sooooo first world problems to lol.

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    • Toxicspeka
      4 years ago

      I'm pretty sure that stick up your ass is unhealthy too but here you are with it so far up there that you're growing leaves instead of hair you uncircumcised shirt tag

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      • libertybell
        4 years ago

        "Uncircumcised shirt tag?" WTF

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        • [Old Memory]
          4 years ago

          LOL...literally gonna say that to someone today and see what happens.

          "Oh my God, you are SUCH a SHIRT TAG!"

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      • Doesnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        What stick up my ass? I am circumcised also FYI. Why so pissed mister? I mean the username checks out I guess.

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        • curious-bunny
          4 years ago

          Gross. The whole circumsission thing pisses me off. Permanatly altering ones body without there consent is just inhumane. You cant even get a piercing without filling out paper work yet someone can just cut off a chunk of a babys dick. Its fucked! Besides uncircumsised dicks are hot

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          • Doesnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            It doesn't cause me issues so idk.

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        • Toxicspeka
          4 years ago

          Dude this is a poll about chips and what to expect when sharing them, so commenting "don't eat chips" is the Exact opposite of helping in this situation. I bet you're fun at parties, too. I bet you also tell people not to do anything because it's unhealthy. Tell me, do you eat fried food? Unhealthy. Do you drink alcohol at any time? Unhealthy. Have you done any drugs? Smoked cigarettes? Ate more than two slices of bread in any day? Ate greasy food? Ever ate pizza? All unhealthy.
          I'm not pissed, i'm annoyed that instead on contributing, you said nothing of importance.
          Also, no one cares that you got your dick snipped, apparently you took the insult too literally. Im surprised you didn't take a flashlight up there to search for it.

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          • Doesnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            Joke not taken? Lol you are so salty. Username checks out.

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      • curious-bunny
        4 years ago

        Gross. The whole circumsission thing pisses me off. Permanatly altering ones body without there consent is just inhumane. You cant even get a piercing without filling out paper work yet someone can just cut off a chunk of a babys dick. Its fucked! Besides uncircumsised dicks are hot

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        • SwickDinging
          4 years ago

          I completely agree. Outside of the US it is very rare for non Jews to be cut. I have only ever seen one cut penis in my life (he was Jewish) and it was freaky as hell.

          The rest of the world mostly thinks of it as weird and barbaric. Kind of like how the US is one of the only first world countries that declaws cats. Just needless brutality.

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          • curious-bunny
            4 years ago

            It is!!! I hate it! Same with bobbing a dogs tail. Something should only be cut off a living creature if it consents or is medically nessicary. None if these things are nessicary for 99% f th ed situations. It's disgusting. Honestly it pisses me off a little that my parents circunsized me. Its fucked. Nit tgat I use the fuvking thing but still. Maybe if I hadn't been I would actually get pleasure from it

            Beibg an American my opinions are very unpopular here. It's very frustrating.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    I would never eat chips if someone else had placed their filthy hands on them.

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    This 1994 commercial shows exactly how to handle such a situation when it comes to sharing chips.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KriSjhnox7o

    My brother used to work with some guy who was one of those types who wants people to share their food. He would go over to my brother's cubicle and say, "Can I have just one?" when my brother would have his snack size bag of cashews. My brother would give him a few...

    He said when he had any sort of food at his desk, he would try to open it REAL quiet so Mr. Mooch would not come over.

    EDIT - This next commercial reminds me of those doublemint commercials with the pretty twin ladies, except THIS one kind of gives me the creeps in some weird way. Kind of like in the original "IT" movie when Ms. Kirsh turns into pennywise type creepy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkUqax2_mFE

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    • GaelicPotato
      4 years ago

      That commercial is perfect.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    I hate sharing food. If I suspect someone might ask I will hide or put away what I'm eating. If someone is over my place and it becomes dinner time, I wont eat until they leave, even if its midnight. I have a weird thing about sharing food. I never eat in front of people from fear they will want some. If I am having a family dinner I need lots of space and get very angry when people sit to close

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      4 years ago

      do you growl when people approach yalls kibble bowl too?

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago

        Yesterdays lunch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFg-Z19rcwg

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    If it's a larger bag then it's normal to ask for some, and expect a handful.

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