One last word before you die...

Time for a completely hypothetical situation.

You're walking down the street on a regular sunny day and are just turning the corner. It is then that you come across someone with a crazed expression. Suddenly, that person is holding a gun to your forehead and, in a quick flash of understanding, you are absolutely certain that you will die.

So, before the trigger is pulled, your mind has enough time to process one last word. What do you think that word would be?

(There are no voting options, since I don't want to influence the results.)

Edit: Darn, I need to put in a voting option. I remember a time when that wasn't required... (I guess it's because "discussion posts" are now an available, at least for Gold users, option)

Edit (again): What the? I put in ellipses, but this message popped up "Please do not use ALL CAPS, it's annoying and hard to read." I figured out that it's the same with any punctuation mark. I can't even put in numbers.

Edit (again again): Stupid site. It tells me not to put in all caps, but it automatically capitalizes my voting letters. I can't even remember what my question was. (Well, now I can, and I apologize for the morbidity.)

Edit (again again again): Are you still reading this? Just answer the question already (y'know... if you want to). Man, before the moderation system changed, I would never have sent such a rambling post before.

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Comments ( 36 )
  • iEatZombies_

    Asshole.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Please

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  • NotHumanAtAll

    This poll made me laugh.

    I think my last word would be "shit," out of surprise and the sudden understanding that I'm about to die of course, but I would want it to be the longest word in the English language.

    It has 189,819 letters and takes three hours to pronounce.

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  • FuzzaMuzza7

    Pathetic urchin, I would then charge at him and hopefully kick the living shit out of that scum

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  • PokemonFanForLife

    Hellejulah (If my dog's dead by that point, I mean and I don't have to worry about her not having me here with her). If not it'd be "Noooooooo" or "Dammit". So it depends on the situation.

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  • Shackleford96

    Shit.

    NotHumanAtAll beat me to it though...

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    • CoraCook

      Hey, you both beat me to it, but I'd go plural for sure.

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      • Shackleford96

        Why?

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        • CoraCook

          I'm not sure. I guess it would just encompass more in plural. "Oh, shits"

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          • Shackleford96

            Yeah, but be realistic though. Nobody says the word "shits" as a reaction to something.

            They just say "shit" without the "s" at the end.

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  • Pika-girl

    ...Can I take out MY gun?

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  • derpyderp

    Laters

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  • WellFuckYouThen

    Yay!

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  • ilovetoiletrolls

    I would think why.

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  • handsignals

    freedom

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  • KeepsakeDoll

    Fuck.

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  • VioletTrees

    "Welp."

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  • LizardSkin

    Mommy

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  • PrincessEmeraldii

    *flips everyone off*

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  • alextsang08

    The big D

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  • Moop

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  • Ükskakspum

    Why?

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  • Holzman_67

    titties!

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  • CountessDouche

    Can I have 3 words? Because I've always wanted to say
    Avenge my death!

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  • Karmasbitch

    I love you

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      thatalls a very jesusish sentiment

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      • Karmasbitch

        well thats Christianity brainwashing your mind relating love to Jesus.

        I'm not a fucking christian, no offense to those who are, but I mean offense

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          aint nobody a freer thinker than me so take yalls judgemental attitude and stow it

          and its bout relatin unconditional forgiveness not love to jesus

          me, i aint no jesus freak nor jesus hisself believe it or not and i aint so forgivin of fools

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          • Karmasbitch

            Yeah, what I said above was an ignorant statement. Thank you for posting something sensical and genuine. you seem okay.. have an upvote, my friend.

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  • Faceless

    ONOMATOPOEIA!!!!!!!!!

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  • CoraCook

    Shits.

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  • IIN2?uestionlife

    Gefiltefish

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  • dirtybirdy

    Duck!

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    • shuggy-chan

      duck duck duck GOOSE!!!

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