On fire???

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Sometimes...I feel like I should just be on fire. Is this weird/normal?

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  • blurch
    12 years ago

    You could spark a revolution in the middle east?

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  • footsterisme
    11 years ago

    I love fire. May the land of infernal recieve me, may I burn in ten foot flames, May the fire Goddesses smash me under their feet, laughing at me as I burn. BURN ME!

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  • Brynne
    12 years ago

    Pick a cannibal tribe and tell them bon appetit.

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  • infinite
    12 years ago

    I light myself on fire.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlgO691xPtU&NR=1

    I love fire, and being on fire!

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  • limiter
    12 years ago

    You ever actually burn yourself, man? It sucks. A lot.

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  • jakeomaniac
    12 years ago

    dude, it's NOT normal. just burn a photo of yourself, or wear flames on your clothes, or see a shrink, or paint yourself red, orange, and yellow. Do NOT light yourself on fire. My sister had the same thing... she can never walk again.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    burn a photo of yourself

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  • SweetSherry
    12 years ago

    Just do it set yourself on fire

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Sometimes I feel like im on fire, you know the feeling like your just burning alive? is that what you mean?

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  • bubber
    12 years ago

    Become a fireman. Burn it up.

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    your sex is on fire

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  • soccernerd12
    12 years ago

    FLAME ON!

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  • I_steal_free_bread
    12 years ago

    Try eating fire. Its safer and extremely delicious!

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  • Geneva5
    12 years ago

    Springsteen sings about this !

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  • phuckejiu
    12 years ago

    Step 1 throw oil/gasoline/kerosene on yourself
    Step 2 walk into fire

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    I would suggest not normal because... well do you really know what happens to the human body when you set it on fire?

    You don't actually die from being burned however. You normally die from lack of air first, while you're on fire. So... not only do you get to suffocate you also get to "enjoy" the feeling of your flesh cooking off your body and your fat melting and dripping down....

    I've been told that it smells a bit like roasting meat.

    Perhaps you may want to consider just wearing flames on your clothes instead? It may be safer... and less painful.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      No, people don't die from lack of oxygen when on fire. That's when people are trapped in a burning building and the smoke kills them. Mostly, you die from shock. If the fire is all over the body, the pain is so great that your body goes in to shock, then dies. Occasionally, victims survive long enough to feel their eyelids, throat, and inner cavities burn, or their eyes turn to jelly--but rarely. Very rarely. It doesn't smell like roasting meat, either. It smells more like burning hair.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        12 years ago

        If they're lucky.

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    • Tehboss
      12 years ago

      you'r my new super hero :D

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  • help_is_here
    12 years ago

    It's gettin hot in here, so take off all your clothes

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  • ImNotHere
    12 years ago

    Maybe you were a fire pokemon in a past life? O.o......

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Totally normal. Ha

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  • Tisgranum
    12 years ago

    Maybe you are the reincarnation of one of the fantastic four.

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    12 years ago

    Bonfire it up!

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