Omg! something is coming out of my. . .

IIN™, that there is this big sphere shaped, hard, muscle-like ball-thing coming out of my left foot. Not out of the skin, but it pops out, and looks like a giant beetle crawling under my foot. To be honest with you; I have no clue what it may be. Advice?

I am a doctor, I know what it is. 25
I think that you are a freak! 9
EEEEEEEEEEW! 49
I have no clue as to what this may be. 96
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Comments ( 33 )
  • Uzzie101

    Yeah that's my dad. Don't feed him, whatever you do.

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    • TrippleDPR

      that was genius

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    • Askkrod

      Oh, SNAP.

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    • forged_checks

      Most thumbs up ever!

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  • DefinitelyNotNormal89

    SmokeOfTheSouth that was SO horrible!!!! But yeah you're going to die.

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  • you should cheek it out by a doctor emeditly don't listen to the fools

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  • SmokeOfTheSouth

    you're going to die

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    • ToddStellar

      lol, com on now, tell 'em easy.

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      • ToddStellar

        Come****

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        • STEPHEN_____COLBERT

          cum*****

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          • Coolboy98

            LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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  • TheSlipperyPig

    it's cancer, you have one month to live.

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  • UliNalaMansae

    what, your ankle bone? Does it hurt? Caan hernias get like that?

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  • XxXsm0k3w33d4lif3XxX

    o noes! its TEH....OLIENZ!

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  • layercake350

    Walk over to your TV and turn off Alien!

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  • Flowers

    I dunno, but somehow I think this was written by a troll ? ._.

    Must go seek medical help ASAP if it is true.

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  • discostud31

    I would seek serious help as soon as you can. Only a coon would submit such a dumb story.

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  • Riddler

    Alright you clearly don't want help. You cant assume we are all doctors and the only other options are that we think you are stupid. So how exactly do you expect help from us?

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  • Teh4HorsMen

    Sounds completely normal to me.

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  • EndlessSuffering

    Or maybe it's some kind of muscle?

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  • MahBoi24

    It's cancer.

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  • AaronisK

    its a cyst. dont worry about it but do go to a doctor

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  • EbonySheep

    I agree with Triple DPR. it's probably just a cyst of some kind that can be easily removed. I saw something similar on "The Doctors" one day, and it wasn't a big deal. Watching them chop open what looked like a giant cyst was DISGUSTING, but also not a big deal and strangely, morbidly fascinating.

    Go see your doc. I'm sure he can take care of it and it's nothing to worry about.

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  • stone_love

    You should cut it open and investigate. I mean - you probably shouldn't but I think that would be interesting.

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  • theytookthisone

    Just ignore it, it'll go away.

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    • forged_checks

      In about 3...4 years tops.

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  • galgal109

    Go to the doctor. Thats my only advice.

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  • TrippleDPR

    it could be a ganglion cyst, in which case go to the doctors and yourl be referred to hospital to have it surgically removed, or it could be a lump of escaped grissle as i have one in my forearm due to eyars of weight lifting. when i tense my forearm it pops out and you can prod it but it doesnt hurt or anything it just looks like a lump in a vein.
    It could also be a submersive boil of some sort where it hasnt breacehd your skin yet and it might pop and yourl get an infection under your skin. So deffinately go to the doctors dude

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  • Well, it is like a muscle pain in the calves, but this time popping out of my foot, instead of near a joint. It hurts really bad when it happens. It usually reacts when I point my toes, or kick my leg hard.

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  • smileyfaces:D123

    you should go see a doctor if its creeping you out:P

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  • nikdakidsmith

    you should hurry and get that checked if you haven't done so already

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  • nanimeow

    If it is coming off, who cares? It will pass.

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  • Take a huge needle, heat it up and the next time just poke it as hard as you can. If you won't die - go see a doctor.
    if you will.. oh well.

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