Old toothless bag ladies turn me on.
So check this out. I live in a large city on the east coast. There are a lot of older homeless women sort of wandering around pushing these shambling metal shopping carts filled with various pieces of junk. Bag ladies, okay? Most of them have very little or no teeth. And whatever teeth they do have are yellowed and crooked. This turns me on. I'll give you a minute or so here to stop laughing at me before I continue. Okay, you done? Okay so yeah, I give them 5 or ten bucks to give me a blow job okay? Helps them out and most of them seem to like the attention I give them. Anybody else ever done this? Anybody else even have thoughts about doing this kind of thing? Am I normal for getting turned on by getting sucked off by a toothless bag lady? Or is this way off the charts for human weird ness? I couldn't think of a better place to ask these questions.