Old songs turned dirty

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Anybody know any old common songs turned dirty? Or any songs that you've changed the words and turned dirty yourselves? I've got an example here of "He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes",

(First verse)
"He'll be cumming on her mountains when he cums,
He'll be cumming on her mountains when he cums,..."

(Second verse)
"He'll be riding six white whores when he cums,
He'll be riding six white whores when he cums,....."

Anyone else got any more examples of those types of songs turned dirty?

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  • Ellenna
    5 years ago

    There's the Lesbian version of that song: "She'll be coming with a women when she comes" but I can't remember the rest.

    As kids we used to sing a rude version of On Top of Old Smoky:

    "On top of Old Smoky, all covered in snow,
    Sat Marilyn Monroe without any clothes,
    Along came Roy Rogers, clippety clop,
    Down with his britches and up with his .....;"

    Ha, that's 60 years ago and I'd forgotten it until now!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Good one.

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  • TerriAngel
    5 years ago

    Deck my balls with lots of holly.
    ( to a girl named holly. )

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