Of the following gift cards, which would you prefer?

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  • Eeek! Would it help my prospects if I did a birthday dance for you? :o

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    • I'm going to need you to jump out of a cake. *calls all my friends*
      ..and bring a beard stick.

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      • Well, hmmm, I'd actually quite like to do that. Can I also dress as Marilyn Monroe and sing "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" to you? :D

        Hmm, your friends are in for the shock of their lives when my skirt flies up.

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        • *nods*

          ~after your performance~

          I can now retire from IIN after having Happy Birthday sung to me in such a sweet, *cough* wholesome way.

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          • Ahh, I don't think you could retire. You'd need to work hard to pay for all the psychoanalysis you'd need after seeing such a sight. :D

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