Now that i’m married, i’m scoping out other women to have an affair with

My marriage gives me more status and value in the dating pool, so I feel it’s just natural for me to go out and seek women to cheat with.

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Based on 37 votes (9 yes)
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Comments ( 26 )
  • CountessDouche

    I hear monkeys w/ tropical diseases give the best head...something about a combined loss of teeth & the lack of inhibitions that comes with dying a horrible death. Anyways, why look for boring old side ho's when you really have a chance to experience something special with a creature that can't fb message your wife?

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    • RoseIsabella

      Sounds like a good match!

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  • litelander8

    Nope.

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  • RoseIsabella

    It would be awesome if you were in a conveniently emasculating accident. If ever you should feel the need to harm yourself don't hesitate to do it. The best thing that could happen would be for some hard to come to your selfish ass, because you are a genuine piece of shit! I hope your wife finds out, gets a good attorney and takes everything of value. You are less than many a cockroach!

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    • Or maybe he fucks this nice, tight, hot-little-thing. Not long after goes to see Doctor rose because he's immune system is crapped and he keeps getting sick all the time "sorry Mr anonymous poster, you have HIV. Sorry"

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      • RoseIsabella

        HAHAHA! As long as he doesn't infect his wife that sounds like a good deal to me! 😁

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    • leggs91200

      Rose, you know this is just someone trolling.
      And yes, it is QUALITY trolling.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Yeah, I guess I have a admit that it's pretty good trolling, it's not that bad.

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

      Who left you?

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      • RoseIsabella

        Doesn't matter, I just call it like I see it. Adultry is wrong, end of story.

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        • No. Marriage is status. Status is power. Power is doing what you want, when you want.

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          • Nikclaire

            Be sure to let your wife know. With all the power you have, nothing could go wrong.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Marriage is not about power, jerkwad. Marriage is about partnership, and teamwork!

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          • RoseIsabella

            No, you're just either a really fucked up, and selfish jackass, or another troll.

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  • You could infect your wife with STDs. That isn't fair. This doesn't seem normal either. Why'd you marry just to muddle matrimony with lies?

    Maybe you could've just worn a wedding ring, and pretended to be married if it helps you pick up women.

    You sound like a stud who shouldn't be in a close relationship, because you don't seem to care much about other people.

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  • SKDM007

    you deserve the electric chair

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

      Ok there adolf

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  • curious-bunny

    You know you do have a point. Married men do have a certain lure to them, it's weird

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  • brutus

    Yes its normal, fuck someone hotter and tighter.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

    Its not as easy as you think dating while married. Most girls arent into that. I would try to talk her into having a threesome with some girl with you. Maybe work the swinging angle. Or just go cheat but dont get caught and dont get an STD that would be the worst thing imaginable.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Dat's messed up, yo! You are encouraging this jerk to do some messed up shit. Adultry is wrong.

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      • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

        It depends who you ask. I think its wrong but sometimes things that are wrong feel good.

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        • RoseIsabella

          That's why I try to stay away from certain kinds of jacked up stuff

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          • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

            Dont knock it till ya try it!

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            • RoseIsabella

              Somethings I don't need to try. My body is a temple of the Holy Spirit! I'm not going to desecrate a temple of the Holy Spirit. Besides monogamy is a beautiful thing.

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