Now she is pissed at me because i finally fucked her in the ass.

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After ten years of marriage my wife finally let me fuck her in the ass. This happened last night. This morning she woke up sore back there and she's bitching and moaning to beat the band. I used a condom and plenty of lube. I eased myself in. Did not ram it in like I wanted to. The only one who enjoyed it was me. So is she bullshiting, or is it normal for her to be sore? I'm thinking of going elsewhere for my female anal desires. This is not worth the hassle. I've never cheated, but this long holiday weekend has gotten off to a very wrong foot. She is not into ass fucking. Why not be straight up with me and knock off her whining?

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  • Dad
    8 years ago | pl

    Because she's not your slave?
    Maybe she should ass fuck you with her fist tonight? Please do another post then, love to hear your thoughts ;)

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago | pl

      I can be your slave Dad. Maybe ass fuck you with my tongue?

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  • Crusades|
    8 years ago | pl

    LMAO this is some epic trolling

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  • pixie44
    8 years ago | pl

    Maybe you shouldn't be so fucking selfish and you should start thinking about your wife from time to time hello. Your asshole isn't meant for penetration hence why she's probably sore.

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  • Tesscaline
    8 years ago | pl

    #thingsthatdefinitelyhappened

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  • Spankz
    8 years ago | pl

    Obvious troll is obvious.

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  • GreenPelican
    8 years ago | pl

    Damn you're a bastard. Cheating on your wife cause she feels uncomfortable about something

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    8 years ago | pl

    Congratulations on your first trip down the hershey highway.

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  • johnho
    8 years ago | pl

    anal sex with a woman is totally for your enjoyment, women don't have a prostate and get really nothing out of it..

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago | pl

    You're a selfish piece of shit! Now back under the bridge. You'd better not let me catch you messing with my Billy goats again or I'ma set my dawgs on yo sorry ass!
    *cocks shotgun*
    Go on, git!

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  • johnho
    8 years ago | pl

    so get a strap on and let her fuck you in the ass, by accident of course..

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago | pl

    "My fantasy is to have two big Swedish guys put you in a dress and a wig and make you sing I'm a Little Dutch Girl while pegging your ass , with no lube."
    -- your wife

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  • ALESTORM
    8 years ago | pl

    High five

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  • eastbeast
    8 years ago | pl

    10 years before you stabbed her up the arse????????

    If you hadn't done it in 10 years there was never going to be much chance. Lets face it dude you fucked up.

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  • dynamohumm
    8 years ago | pl

    Aren''t you the little charmer?

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  • iEatZombies_
    8 years ago | pl

    Anal sex can definitely make your ass sore. It can also make it hard to poop because your asshole swells sometimes. And even when you don't get rammed, you can feel a very tight, excruciating pinch sometimes- especially if the penis goes all the way in at any point.
    Based on this being ten years without anal for her, rest assured she felt all of that. You made her feel like her ass was a pin cushion, and then it swelled up the next day. She probably still feels a bad pinch once in a while, can't poop right, and feels sore because the inside of her anus is swollen.
    If you do it enough times, she may have a hard time pooping altogether and feel a very uncomfortable pinch in her ass at random times for no reason.

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    • jamesinheels
      8 years ago | pl

      a hole is a hole

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    • Ellenna
      8 years ago | pl

      The other thing which can happen, and speak from personal experience is PILES, which are itcht, painful and very difficult to eradicate.

      I enjoyed anal but I don't think I'd ever do it again for that reason.

      And yeah I second the suggestion that he have something about the size of his own penis pushed up his areshole and see how he likes it

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  • Adultfilmstar
    7 years ago | pl

    If she isn't a 3 way input then you made a mistake by marrying the bitch! Cheat all you want, she is a dud.

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