Normal way out of the FriendZone?

How about try going after someone else, because she's probably just not into you?

I am so sick of people whining about being "friendzoned." Guess what Einstein, you can't force someone to develop feelings for you, and it sure sounds like you're trying to force the romance. It's never going to work, she'll probably just feel pressured and try to back out of it nicely, leaving you hanging on to the hope that someday she'll date you.

Know how many times I've been "friendzoned?" Last year someone lived with me, I gave them food, shared my booze and my cigarettes, shared everything with that fucker because it seemed like there was something there. Turns out he was just using me and my attraction toward him.

Most of the guys I've wanted a chance with, most of my friends I felt the most strongly for... never felt anything for me. That's just kind of how it goes, and accepting it gracefully is much more attractive than crying "Bawww, friendzone D:".