Normal to pass out while eating lasagna?

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Not sure if I have an allergy or what but went to the doc. They tell me o Timmy you fine. They say I can't be allergic i ain't got lactose intolerance i say to them no it's not just when it's cheese. Its noodles large rigatoni or penne they say no such thing

Every time I eat it I feel like I can't breathe my face turns purple

Normal?

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  • Alichael
    5 years ago

    Sorry Garfield, you're gonna have to find something else to eat

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    Perhaps your stomach is sensitive to the acids in the sauce?

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  • JustMolly
    5 years ago

    If you aren't over-exaggerating anything, it definitely sounds like you're allergic. Otherwise maybe you should start worshipping the Pastafarian gods and ask them for enlightenment

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  • libertybell
    5 years ago

    It could be the wheat in the pasta. Maybe you should go gluten-free.

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    Obviously, you can't be actually allergic only to pasta. If you get an allergic reaction after eating pasta, it will be one of the ingredients causing the problem and usually those are pretty basic: flour, eggs, and water.

    If you get this reaction to commercially prepared lasagne, you're going to have a hard time figuring out what's going on, since most mass-produced foods have loads of obscure ingredients.

    If it's homemade lasagne, talk to the cook about the ingredients, and eliminate them one by one by eating a little of each, and seeing how you feel after.

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