Normal grandma gave me bag lettuce i put in freezer because?

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Hi.

Grandma gave me bag lettuce so I put in freezer because it's my gift when she gave me for my birthday. She is senile forgot her glasses I took the lettuce ate some put in freezer. I are some tomato said no lettuce to my grandma because then I feel real bad.

Is normal or no?

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18% Normal
Based on 11 votes (2 yes)
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  • Boojum
    5 years ago | pl

    Freezing lettuce is normal if you enjoy eating slime.

    Most types of lettuce are mainly water. Freezing a lettuce ruptures every cell wall in the leaves, so you end up with a slimy mess when it thaws.

    You say you "are some tomato", but I question if you have the intelligence of one.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. All I know is that I've worked with food and freezing lettuce makes it go to shit.

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  • perfectxsilence
    5 years ago

    WOT

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  • TurntechStrider
    5 years ago

    Im almost crying of laughter why is this so stupidly funny

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  • contemptuous
    5 years ago

    I'm honestly so confused.

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    I'm confused.

    But don't freeze lettuce. It gets gross.

    Give your granny a tomato for her birthday.

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