Because I have to, even though my career interests have nothing to do with comprehending symbolism and the holistic qualities of stuff like wiping my ass and having my bus get delayed (or whatever retarded random thing are in this book).
You must be like 16 if you have to read this, stop being a pretentious little bitch and just guess on the quiz they give you 2 months from now. They'll give you a C and then class will move on to the next 10th grade required reading.
Man, talking about a reading assignment on this website is pretentious now? I guess it's rightfully so, seeing as every other thread is about people sniffing their own ass or debating smoking more crack.
Moreover, I got a couple pages of notes to do on it, so unfortunately, I can't just guess on the test and expect to be fine.
How do you fake likes on this site? Also, why do you automatically assume that I cheated to gain likes? Is it because you still disagree with me, even though I have absolutely nothing to gain lying to you about my workload and my perspective of the weird posts you often find here?
I see, how about I spoil it for you? A guy named jay gatsby goes to war and loses his dream girl, he comes back and said girl has found someone else. Jay is rich as a motherfucker so he throws parties tryna get her to show up at one. Not sure what happens next really but I think someone gets hit by a car and another commits suicide and I honestly can't remember if he even gets her back. And jay Gatsby's brother wipes his ass the wrong way and misses the bus also. There! I tried are you happy?
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Why read the goddamn motherfucking book then?
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Because I have to, even though my career interests have nothing to do with comprehending symbolism and the holistic qualities of stuff like wiping my ass and having my bus get delayed (or whatever retarded random thing are in this book).
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You must be like 16 if you have to read this, stop being a pretentious little bitch and just guess on the quiz they give you 2 months from now. They'll give you a C and then class will move on to the next 10th grade required reading.
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Man, talking about a reading assignment on this website is pretentious now? I guess it's rightfully so, seeing as every other thread is about people sniffing their own ass or debating smoking more crack.
Moreover, I got a couple pages of notes to do on it, so unfortunately, I can't just guess on the test and expect to be fine.
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Cool fake upvotes, you dick.
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How do you fake likes on this site? Also, why do you automatically assume that I cheated to gain likes? Is it because you still disagree with me, even though I have absolutely nothing to gain lying to you about my workload and my perspective of the weird posts you often find here?
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No, it's because no one else is reading this. Guilty conscience much?
I see, how about I spoil it for you? A guy named jay gatsby goes to war and loses his dream girl, he comes back and said girl has found someone else. Jay is rich as a motherfucker so he throws parties tryna get her to show up at one. Not sure what happens next really but I think someone gets hit by a car and another commits suicide and I honestly can't remember if he even gets her back. And jay Gatsby's brother wipes his ass the wrong way and misses the bus also. There! I tried are you happy?
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The way you describe it makes it seem more interesting than it really is. More interesting than the first few pages make it look, anyway.
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Well books take too long to get across the material. Always. Maybe watch the movie first.