Nightly dinner table farts now diarrhea

My dad and brothers fart at the dinner table for laughs. Now there's diarrhea involved. Like, really wet farts and what sounds like actual bowel movements. They still think it's funny. Often times I have to leave because of the smell and now I'm being told I'm breaking the family apart and it's my fault everyone's unhappy.

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Comments ( 7 )
  • jethro

    I would run away from home if I were you. I don't think your family tree has any branches.

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  • LOLFanProductions

    Living with boys eh? To live with boys, you gotta have the mentality of a boy.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Time to start eating more cheese pizza!

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  • bigbudchonga

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Get your own back; just join in the farting.

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  • dimwitted

    What's laundry day like? Who does the laundry?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    put laxatives in the food

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  • Clunk42

    I refuse to believe this isn't a troll.

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