New year resolutions!

My resolution is to figure out how to be a lazy fuck without fucking up my life too much.

To not make one..............fuck

Well on new years eve it will be one year since I quit smoking by using a vapor thingy which I still use. I'd like to stop using that tomorrow. Just one less oral fixation, ya know ;p

Here's what I've had in mind:

Get around to learning German. I think it sounds sexy when it doesn't sound brash. Throughout this year, I've been studying Portuguese bit by bit to the point where I can sell luggage to Brazilians.

Gain muscle definition. Well, at least for my core.

Read some books. This is something I really need to incorporate into my life.

Search for social events. Working the night shift alone makes me feel lonely. I don't have friends or a girlfriend, but I'm ok with that. All I require is a location where I can meet people and socialize with them.

Spend more playtime with my kids. Now when I'm home I'm on the PC and watching football. They're always around me, but I could give them more attention.

Create a little scrap book filled with constant reminders, theories, quotes to read every morning after waking up. Not because I'm forgetful but that I have an escapist mind that voluntarily chooses to forget/escape from the real me. My own personal Bible. With Bernard Shaw starring as the prophet.

To stay away from this place!!!

It will be next years resolution too :(

Get more fiber in my diet.

I'll try and think of some now.

Get technology out of my life as much as possible. The internet is rubbish (even what I'm doing right now), all TV ever made is rubbish, porn is rubbish. It's time-wasting, imagination-numbing crap. Email and phones are useful, but they've got nothing on talking to people in real life. If I need to use a computer to work, I'll use the library.

Go as vegan as possible, and cut out processed foods as much as possible too. Source my food ethically, and my clothes too. I won't promote junk.

Care less about things which don't matter. Embrace the fact that I'm an individual. Break the law - it's an exercise in rebellion.

Cut out the non-PC trash which still inhabits my vocabulary, like the ableist slurs. Saying stuff I know is wrong because everyone else does it makes me weak and as bad as them, so let's stop it. By the same token, call out other people who do and say crappy things. Having the conversation is important.

There's loads more I could say, but I'll leave it.

kill myself

Think of a new hoax to create mass hysteria.

Go to college and only party on weekends where I don't have to be a functional human being for the following 12 hours. Also abs would be pretty sweet if I can find time from interneting.

Either:
- Gain some muscle?
- Get back into the dating game? or
- Come clean about a few things to the people I know?
Or it'll be something completely different. This year I truely don't know whal I'll do.