Never have i ever
That other guy wanted to play a lockdown game so let’s go.
Tell the story if you have or just say “Never” if you haven’t then ask your own “Never have I ever”.
I, SkullsNRoses, shall start;
Never have I ever been arrested.
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I clogged the toilet in an up market pizza place once. I was feeling ill and I did the worst shit ever and then when I went to flush it just rose up and flowed out of the toilet.
I just left the toilet and acted like nothing happened. Paid the Bill about 5 mins later and walked out of there scott free. Nobody knew it was me. I felt bad though.
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Never have I ever.
Let oportunity pass me by.
Ive played the victim.
Ive used people.
Ive manipulated situations.
Ive undersold compeditors.
Ive slept with creepy people to better my business.
Im sure to keep my workers under 40 per week.
So, no benefits.
Never have I ever felt pity, for those to stupid to do better.Comment Hidden ( show ) -
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I was offered money for sex. I had a one night stand with this guy. Really good looking but a total ass hole. A week later he called me trying to meet up. I wasn't free but I messaged him saying could we do the week after... foolish 22 year old me was flattered that he wanted to see me so badly. I liked him.
It turned out that he contacted me again because he wanted me to take his weird friend's virginity, and offered me £300. I told him to fuck off.
What nobody knows is that I was really broke at the time and seriously considered it for a good couple of hours before I told him to fuck off.
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I stole from a friend a few months ago. But that was only because he stole my lawnmower and I was merely stealing it back. Wasn't the first time I had to steal my stuff back from someone. Because of the town I live in, it's probably not going to be the last.
Never have I ever been to an amusement park.
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Shit... Well what story do you want, I been arrested multiple times. Ill pic one..
I cut down part of a fence that went along a train track. I cut the fence so I could have a short cut to go fishing (I know, I'm gangster) A neighbour rang police, the rest is history.
Never ever have I had sex with a man
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You never had sex with a man? I thought you were some 20 year old chick, anyway.
It was in a taxi. It was with a girl me and my mate met at a pub. We were supposed to share a taxi and that is all. She put her hands down my pants and played with my cock. Use your imagination.
Never ever have I been on a plane or helicopter
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Many times, the best was the one and only time I pulled in a club back in 2018. But then being asexual I got scared she’d want to bang so I basically ran away. My friend knew her and kept offering to give me her number though.
Never have I ever masterbated in a zoo.
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No, my friend vaguely knew her and would snap me pics of her saying “look who it is!”. Seemed like a lovely girl but I didn’t want it to go any further.
I’m surprised by your restraint mammal.
Well I’ve been clubbing for 5 years now and I’ve seen some shit. The worst was probably 3 years ago when I was queueing for the loo in a packed club and one of the cubicles burst open to reveal two guys bumming. They were right by the open bathroom door so the whole queue saw and they got a cheer. It was glorious.
Never have I ever owned or used a butt plug.
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That's kinda cute honestly. To be honest zoos arnt that big if a turn on for me, I like to see animals happy but they all seem so miserable. When I was kid yea I mean I was a hormonal kid but now days not so much. I could watch the birds all day however. My particular favorite are the swans. Last time I was at a zoo I was watching them for half an hour before my group dragged me away.
And no I'm not attracted to birds Haha.That sounds horrifying! Clubs scare me to be honest.
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Never have I ever gotten a serious sunburn
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