Need help about dildo

Okay this is kind of embarrassing but I want to get a dildo I never had one (I'm young) but I live with my parents so I can't order one online because they will find the package and I can't really ask them to drive me to a sex shop. If i do get one I'm scared they will find it wat do I do

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    tell em yall likes salads so buy more cucumbers

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    • VirgilManly

      Lol.

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  • sillygirl77

    If you're not old enough to drive yourself to a sex shop, you are not old enough for a dildo

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    • gloryholeflasher

      Wrong! Using a dildo on oneself is a mature responsible way for a person to enjoy sexual pleasure without spreading disease or creating unwanted babies, until they are READY to move up to the next step and have sex with a person.

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      • sillygirl77

        Most women get better sensations from cliteral simulation than a dildo inside them as far as I am aware. At least this os true for me and from what o read others. No dildo needed to stay responsible.

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        • Labianee

          I am a lesbian and I beg to differ from your opinion. There are many ways to stimulate the clitorist. Using a dildo is one of many effective ways to stimulate the clitorist.

          My school teacher taught me how to use a corn, many years ago when I was just 15.
          She said it was far more better than using a cucumber or banana.

          I still use the corn till this day and so does my girlfriend.

          So there are many ways to stimulate the clitorist.

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          • sillygirl77

            Its a cliterous not a cliterist... some lesbian you are. I smell a troll...

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            • Labianee

              You can smell whatever you want and it doesn'the bother us.

              Go read up a dictionary, then write facts.

              Good luck

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    • DakotaW

      youre a fuckin bitch, she wants a dildo, dont critisize

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      • sillygirl77

        LOL ok I'm a fuckin bitch then

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    • skyline35

      Y isn't she old enough to get 1 wat age shod u be? I took my daughter to get hers 1st dildo wen she was 15yo

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      • sillygirl77

        She can't drive nor talk to a responsible adult about it and asks fo our help. I'd say not ready. You can believe what you want as can I.

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  • JustADreamer

    This is a risky idea but it's all I got. You could research online the location of a sex shop. Then tell your parents you're going somewhere (like you need to stay late at school or go to a friend's house or something), and instead take public transportation or walk to the sex shop. Make sure to bring cash. Once you've bought it, just hide it somewhere in your room that they won't look, like in your underwear drawer or something.

    Again, this is a risky idea, so I claim no responsibility to any consequences you might face if you get caught using my idea.

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  • MR.SexyJesus

    Do what we all do, tell them its a massager, worked with my anal beeds

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  • Poes

    Steal one out of your mothers stash, that way even if she finds it she will never be able to ask you why you stole her dildo in the first place...she would be just as embarrassed as you!Believe me your mother does own more than one dildo!

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  • HorsingAround60

    first sex toy? These are costly and if you're going to enjoy the pleasures, you want one that has a soft fleshy texture. A good vibrating rhythm and pattern choices as well, so that you can find the proper stimulation for your clitoris as well.
    Also there are what I refer to as a 'Bullet' which is a small little cordless vibrator the size of a small finger. It hides very well and induces lots of pleasure where ever you put it.

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  • Jane57345

    Take the bus! you don't need your parents to drive you everywhere ffs.

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  • Lovecanher

    Ask them to take u to a mall with a Spencers in it that way it don't look like anything out the normal

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  • gloryholeflasher

    Ask your sister if you can use hers when she's not using it. Tell her you'll wash it off good when you're done.

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    • sillygirl77

      Sharing is gross

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      • Labianee

        Not if you're a lesbian.

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  • Gspyder

    If you're under 18 ask an older female friend to help you. Even if you could go to a store that sells sex toys they all ask for ID, around here anyway.

    If you're over 18, find out if your nearest mall has a Spencers inside. They sell sex toys.

    Oh, and if none of that is an option, go buy a hairbrush with a suitable handle. That's what my girlfriend used until she went off to college.

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  • OrangeJoe

    if you dont want your parents finding your dildo if/when you finally get one, just keep it up your ass at all times. no one will look in there
    or just do what any normal girl would do when she needs a big cock inside her: get a boyfriend

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    • but getting a bf means commitment and effort i ain't got time for that

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      • Ipooprainbows

        Lol ! I like this answer xD

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    • Statsmashers

      I will look for it up her ass and then suck on the dirty MO FO.

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