Name my dog

Name your dog "Asshole"

Or...something pretty like Gracie

Sex.

A dog named Sex-

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex." He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!"

Then, I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then, I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.

He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny -- I have the same problem."

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please."

Then, I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.

Gadget - it suits their personality on sooo many levels!

Captain Howdy.

Border Collies are some of the smartest, and most active of all breeds. While I can't think of a suggestion at the moment I just figure you need a name that reflects that part of the breed temperament. I'm sure you'll have picked a wonderful name out in a few days when you've gotten better acquainted with your new puppy.

Name him "Bongo"

name your dog "DICK"

I'm all for dog names with a bit of humor, I have a huge woolen dog called Chew Barka, and a tiny wee thing called Thor. I think a good name would be something like Queen Elizabark, or something like that.

scrotie

Name him Buddy! (Hey buddy, come here buddy) ;)

I wanted to call my dog Stirfry. But my grandmother named her Bee-fer-bastard.

I can't wait to see pics of new baby when you get her :)

I don't know what the type of dog you mentioned looks like but if you give it a name add a Mr.,Sir,Mrs.,or at the very least a royal title before the name. It gives your pet prestige and personality! I named my cat Mr. Pineapples and I must say although he was a fraidy cat he looked and behaved rather regal otherwise.
Names fitting for a dog:
Mr. Bones, Ms. Waffles, Barron hotdogs, Duke nekid. Etc.