My white friends want to buy a meditation pyramid?

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They want to start selling drugs to afford a light rig for their new meditation pyramid. I'm in college and my white roommates think I know people who sell drugs even tho I get all my weed from them.

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  • Zorak
    6 years ago

    The fuck is a meditation pyramid? Your roommates sound like they are into some funky new age self indulgent Richard Gere shit. They think that its a black persons job to take the risk selling all the drugs. Fuck that. Do not do shit for these weirdos!! Keep going to your college classes and be a good boy/girl.

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    • lordofopinions
      5 years ago

      The pyramid is something reveared by a lot of societies like the Egyptians. Some people believe it helps focus thoughts as the pyramid acts like a sort lens that concentrates power of thought. Some people receive prophesies when in a pyramid.

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    you think thats weird? this one fraternity wanted me to get naked jerk off and scream confessions about fucking my sisters while in a coffin while they videotaped it wearing black robes.

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    i give you my damn meditation pyramid , im tired of being a white guy anyway. im ready to turn black again.

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    They sound über stupid.

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    • Zorak
      6 years ago

      I just found the downtown mexican food and lizard eating cat!! She is alive and well.

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        She sounds like a good meow meow.

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        • Zorak
          6 years ago

          She is missing part of her ear from a fight..lol

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  • Boojum
    6 years ago

    Wow! You've ended up with some great roommates.

    Not only are they racist enough to assume you have a direct line to the drugs underworld because of your skin color, they want you to conspire to commit a felony and they're so flaky they believe in pyramid power.

    It's amazing how such dumb people can manage to get into college.

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    • Zorak
      6 years ago

      Your mom goes to college.

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      • Boojum
        6 years ago

        My mom had positive qualities, but she definitely wasn't smart enough to go to college.

        She was, however, the sort of person who would have bought a meditation pyramid.

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